My Dick just fell off

[no name no slogan]

I have this statue of Richard Nixon on my desk at work (a gift from a colleague). I turned around quickly with a stack of papers and it accidentally fell of my desk. It landed with a crash and one of his arms broke off. Darn it.

[underpants]

1. Well that settles the debate about its existence

[konnichi wa]

3. But does nothing to confirm the alleged size...

;-)

[malta blue]

2. omg

:rofl::rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

4. Studies suggest that...

Richard Nixon statues are less likely to fall off of desks if the tip of the statue is cut off.

[no name no slogan]

5. Does anybody have any glue?

I need to get this thing reattached.