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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:06 PM Original message |
Ask me a question and I will give you Bad Advice. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. Will it heal if I stop picking at it? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. No. It will only heal if you sand off the crusty layer on top of it. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:26 PM Response to Reply #5 |
19. All I have handy is acrylic based lacquer, will that work instead of Thompsons? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:30 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. It should. just be sure not to move that part of your body until the lacquer hardens. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:31 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Crap. That'll make peeing difficult. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'm bored, what should I do? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:12 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. Switch all the labels around on any chemical bottle you can find in the lab. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:18 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. ! |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. Help! I need to make the most important decision of my life! What should I do?!?!?! nt. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:14 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Push off making the decision for as long as possible. |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:16 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. Thank you so much! I will set about putting off the decision |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
4. I want to lose 10 lbs. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. scorpions... |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
36. OMG! |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:15 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. Listen to TZ. She is a certified Nutritionist. The live food movement is on to a truth. |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:10 PM Response to Reply #12 |
37. I'd be willing to bet I lose a whole lot more than 10 lbs! |
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Rosie1223 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. Should I stay or should I go? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:15 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. Get a chainsaw. Then you can do both. |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
10. Should I join a UFO religion? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:23 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Yes. But follow these simple rules when making your choice. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:15 PM Original message |
Should I wear pants to my daughter's commencement tonight or go "free willie"? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
18. If your clothing is comfortable, you are NOT properly dressed. Go to the local GAP kids. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:47 PM Response to Reply #18 |
28. Shit - no time to run to the mall. Should I use a pair of my youngest daughter's pink panties? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:47 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Only if they ride higher than your pants, and are visible when you bend over. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
11. I think I scratched my cornea with my mascara wand... |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:24 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. Go with it. Start a new trend! You'll have longer corneas than all the other woman! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
20. Should I post in Mr. Scorpio's 'Grasshopper coming and going' thread? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:28 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Yes. But only if you promise to act indignant. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
24. I want to walk blindfolded from Longfellow Square to the Old Port. What's the best route? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:37 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. That's easy. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:41 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Question: if I find that I am wet and the water's knee deep and tastes like duck guano |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:45 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. A 'Fat Ass in a Glass' would be ideal: Allen's mixed with milk. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 08:46 PM Response to Reply #27 |
51. I don't appreciate the name calling. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
30. Should I take up explosive ordinance disposal as a hobby? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:03 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Why dispose, when you can utilize? |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:12 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Why thank you, mainegreen. Excellent advice. |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
31. We have another baby on the way and need to save more money. How do I do so? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:04 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Sell the first one. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
32. My sister-in-law is coming to visit. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:06 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. I would recommend putting it in her closet. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:39 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. There was too much truth in that reply for it to be all that funny. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:42 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. The line between funny, and sad but true is narrow. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:44 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Okay, THAT was funny about the tricycle. |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
42. Should I eat my salad for dinner? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:56 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Sure, but first be sure to properly cook it. |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
44. Should I FINALLY work up the nerve to ask her out? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 03:15 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Do not ask her out directly! This will not achieve the desired results! |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 03:19 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Thank you for confirming that my plan was indeed, a solid one |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
47. Should I marry a guy whose whole life is his job? Who loves his coworkers more than me? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 07:59 PM Response to Reply #47 |
49. No. The answer to what you should do is clear to me |
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Ahpook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
48. After 11 years of not playing actively in a band, should i just kick the drummers ass first? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 08:01 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. As a former drummer, I can assure you that the drummer is more than likely the brains of the band. |
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Ahpook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 10:11 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. That would be good advice:) |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-05-09 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
53. My asshole neighbors went on vacation. Now their house is on fire. I left a message on their machine |
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