I had the weirdest dream ever.

[Drunken Irishman]

It was just unbelievably strange and sexual and strange.

The dream started with me at someone's house and my girlfriend was there, along with her mom. Somehow I bit into something and my filling fell out, which pissed me off. So I needed to leave and a friend of hers needed to as well, so he asked to ride along. I said yes and said goodbye.

So I drive to his house and as we're driving, he tells me how to act around his dogs, because they're pretty crazy. We get to his house and we walk up to what appears to be an enclosed sun porch. We enter that and sure enough, the dogs charge. I think there are a few people on the porch, but I don't quite remember. After shaking the dogs off, I get into the house. Inside, though, there is about fifty people just relaxing around, smoking it up and drinking. It's a healthy mix of guys and girls and he asks if I want to stay, so I say I do and that's when things get too interesting for DU and I won't say.

It ends with me and a girl and me not being able to end if you catch my drift.

Well next thing I know, I've left his house and I'm at a computer store and on a computer surfing the net. I'm posting at DU and I took one glance at a porno site. Soon after, a woman approaches me and says they know I looked at the porn and I have to come with her. Well all this time I guess I've been with a friend of mine and I tell him that they're taking me away and he seems shocked, but really doesn't do anything.

Next thing I know I'm being forced through the back of this store and they're telling me all the things they're going to do to me. Like the food is going to suck and I'll have to drink DIET Coke -- which I tell them I actually like -- and then we're standing at a table similar to what you'd see at a local hamburger stand. As we're standing there, they're making me the worst burgers in the world for my punishment and say they're going to put this gross cheese on it. They show me the cheese and I think it's lettuce. I tell them I don't eat lettuce, but they keep yelling at me, "Not lettuce, CHEESE!" until I finally get it.

At this point, I realize they're not going to let me go and I'm getting really upset. I then demand a civil rights lawyer and they say they'll get one for me. Well they bring back a really young girl who's wearing a fast food uniform and so I have a hard time believing she's a real lawyer. I ask her and she says she went to Duke and I try telling her my story when a little girl barges in crying and gives this amazing sob story. I don't remember the details, but it took the attention off me and I also remember trying to say something comforting to the little girl, but was basically shot down and told to shut up.

The next thing I know, they take the little girl away (the lady who brought me back and the 'lawyer') and I start strolling up this walkway. There are arches on the wall and men sitting at tables outside, so I stop at one and try to plead with him by telling my story. Except right as I begin, a police officer calls him in -- I guess he was in jail and out on break.

I then woke up.

The dream didn't even make sense!

WTF?

[BarenakedLady]

1. That's bizarre.

Last night I had a dream that I was visiting my family with my kids. At one point my mom told me she didn't want to see me unless P (my STBE) was with me. I was so hurt and stunned that she wanted me to leave that I started to cry. I cried so hard, it woke me up.