Midlo - thanks for calling!

[BeachBaby]

:rofl: :P :hi:

[no name no slogan]

1. SWARM!!!

[AlCzervik]

5. they came over here and took my carmex out of the packaging, now it's worthless!

no more name brand lady stuff for anymore, i can't afford it.

:-(

[no name no slogan]

8. And THAT IS WHY

WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!1111oneoneoneeleven!!!111

[AlCzervik]

12. i'll be over here eating my generic Lucky Charms, Green Stars and yellow clovers.

[no name no slogan]

14. Are you making fun of the fact that I'm poor?

Or the fact that sugar cereals will aggravate my condition?

[AlCzervik]

16. omg.

stop. My daughter is asking me why i'm laughing, no wheezing.

[no name no slogan]

17. Should I call an ambulance?

Or go to the shed and get my gu--
oh, never mind.

[AlCzervik]

19. you need to stop.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

20. Okay, okay. I'll stop.

For now. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Call me back. On the phone with Haruka and Lost.

[flvegan]

3. I suggest a conference call. 15 minutes from now.

[LostinVA]

4. Haruka has on a bikini

I'm lying.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Well, I don't have a bra on

[LostinVA]

7. i know

[flvegan]

11. Killing me.

That is all.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Sorry, Megan

[BeachBaby]

9. I'm on the phone with LynneSin.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. She's a Freeper

[no name no slogan]

15. s'okay, I'm a narc

I sure hope that's oregano you're smoking over there... ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Don't worry, I'm just drinking a bud and heading out to smoke

a camel light.

[no name no slogan]

21. As long as you're not smoking a bud and drinking a camel light

because camels can be very difficult to drink, especially in one sitting.

:thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. They're very dry

[WillParkinson]

23. Best phone sex you've ever had?

Though phone sex with a pregnant woman is still kinda creepy.