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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:15 PM Original message |
What's your most effective pick up line? |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. Hey - do you got the time? |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
2. Nice shirt. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:03 PM Response to Reply #2 |
27. Oooh... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
3. I prefer direct: "You are quite a lovely woman." |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. A polite, yet direct approach is the best method |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:23 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Yeah, but then they find out I'm married and get spooked. |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
5. I can't remember the last time I "picked up" |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
6. Well, I haven't done this personally, but a scumbag I once know claimed it worked. |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. That's disgusting! |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:38 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Oh, I completely agree. |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 10:30 PM Response to Reply #9 |
57. I think that story is in Richard Feynman's book, |
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Dramarama (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:39 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Nice shoes Let's... |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 02:39 AM Response to Reply #6 |
68. If it's asked with sincerity then I don't see the problem |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:49 AM Response to Reply #68 |
82. Yep, it's honest and up-front. |
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vadawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 02:39 AM Response to Reply #6 |
69. yep thats a tried and tested method that works worldwide |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 07:03 PM Response to Reply #6 |
98. That's awesome |
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insanity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
8. The instability in Microneisa has caused a paradigm shift in the region |
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whistler162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Remember bend at the knees" |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:47 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. this is the correct answer |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Que pasa calabaza?" |
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kimmerspixelated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
15. What? You're just going to leave it on the floor?!! |
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targetpractice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
16. Do people *wink* anymore? |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:37 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I'll betcha it would work on Sarah Palin, by golly! |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. "As long as I've got a face, ..." |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Some asshole I worked with in the 70's actually said that to me. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:45 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I can't believe somebody would be that stupid |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:46 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Well, it WAS in the 1970's, and I was living in Texas at the time. |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:57 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. OMG! |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
19. #3. "Do you live around here often?" |
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Mike 03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
22. "You're a moron." I'm serious. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
24. You're standing on my foot n/t |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
25. How Much? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
28. Are you single? Seeing anyone? |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:15 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. Maybe it's not creative but... |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:33 AM Response to Reply #32 |
79. I always thought those corny lines were only jokes... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
29. "You know, there's nothing hotter than an angry, elderly, Filipino woman." |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
30. nice legs.. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
31. I don't have a pick-up line. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. You don't even begin to need one. |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
33. "I gotta tell you, it was hard to concentrate on playing while you were dancing" |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
35. "Leave me alone" |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
36. You like necking? |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
37. Little hint for the fellas... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:52 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. So you're saying that I should |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:00 PM Response to Reply #39 |
49. I said LAUGH |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
38. "Real?" |
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fNord (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 11:01 PM Response to Reply #38 |
60. ....................... |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
40. one that cracked me up was |
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Baclava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
41. "Can I buy you a drink" |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
42. "If I was going to kill a woman in this bar it wouldn't be you because you remind me of my mom." |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 07:42 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Thanks for the living dead perspective nt |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 04:25 AM Response to Reply #42 |
72. .... |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
44. "I'm just like the birds, hopping around on my lawn, looking for bugs." |
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Believing Is Art (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
45. The worst one I had used on me was |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
46. I dunno |
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Mike 03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
47. Saving forever as a favorite thread. One day I'd like to meet a compatible woman. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
48. Wanna beer? |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:04 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. works for me. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:05 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Score! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
50. "baby, i got a time machine in my pants" |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
53. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? |
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bluedigger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
54. Is this your first time here? |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
55. On the times I can fake the sincerity.... |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
56. "It just looks infected" |
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GaYellowDawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
58. Hey, wanna order a pizza and fuck? |
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fNord (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
59. Its 4:19.......... |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
61. My best lines: |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
62. It's been so long, I've forgotten |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
63. "Hi," "hello," "How's it going," or any other variation on that works well for me. |
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npk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
64. My favorites are |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:55 AM Response to Original message |
65. I have no idea. |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
66. "You like cocaine, baby?" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 07:02 PM Response to Reply #66 |
97. Damn, that's smooth. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 02:25 AM Response to Original message |
67. get out of my dreams, get into my car |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 02:41 AM Response to Original message |
70. I wait until I find some excuse to talk to the person |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 02:48 AM Response to Original message |
71. The ultimate pick up line : |
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targetpractice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 05:11 AM Response to Original message |
73. Hi, I'm DNA helicase... |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:18 AM Response to Reply #73 |
75. as a female biologist... |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:41 AM Response to Reply #73 |
80. Haha... nice. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
74. i got a sausage in my pocket slathered in gentlemen's relish |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
76. "I'm unemployed and live with my parents." nt |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
77. I am not a pick up line kind of guy |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
78. Here's the one my Dad used to get my eventual step-mother's attention. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:48 AM Response to Reply #78 |
81. That sounds so disturbing... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:51 AM Response to Reply #81 |
83. Nope, just get her attention. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
84. "You look like Hell." |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
85. always works |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
86. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
87. "my friends think I'm creepy" |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
88. "I got weed" |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
89. I have two (or rather, "I used to have two...") |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
90. "I'd like to ask you for a date." |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
91. "Excuse me. You haven't seen a Congressional Medal of Honor laying around here, have you?" |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
92. "You're sitting on my barstool...Now get up." |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
93. "How do you like me so far?". |
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TheManInTheMac (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
94. I don't say a word. I just walk into the bar, lick my eyebrows, and to with the flow. |
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blue cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
95. One pick up line that made me laugh... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
96. I put the STD into Stud, all I need is U! |
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