Save the life of a complete stranger's pet OR save the life of Dick Cheney?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

[Xipe Totec]

1. The Beagle.

A choice between a stranger and a pet is one thing.

But once you know the individual, you can refine your choice, based on evidence, to determine who is more valuable to society.

[Critters2]

2. + 1.

It's unjust for Cheney to be walking the same Earth as a beagle, so this is a no-brainer.

[MrSlayer]

3. Between a strange animal and a familiar monster, I'll save the animal.

Monsters need to be slain.

[jeff30997]

4. I could probably...

kill the last Panda to save the life of a complete stranger but with Dickhead...Gee,that thing is

not even human so the choice is obvious:Save the Panda.

[Kali]

5. ...

:spray: :rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Believing Is Art]

6. Dick Cheney's had a long and full life

He's got health problems. Besides, he only fills people with fear and hatred.

There's a lot more that a pet can get from further life and a lot more it can give.

I haven't run a proper analysis of this problem, but I feel confident the pet would win.

[Jamastiene]

7. Save the life of a complete stranger's pet

Easy one. Dick Cheney will have Secret Service protection for life. Even if he didn't, a complete stranger's pet would still be more worth saving...and would appreciate it more.

[Withywindle]

8. Well, that's a nice easy one.

It would be easy even if the pet were a tarantula - and I HATE big spiders. But they have more right to live than Dick Cheney.

[MajorChode]

9. I wouldn't piss in Dick Cheney's ear if his brain was on fire

[Tabasco_Dave]

10. I'd save the life of a cockroach before Dick Cheney.

[meow2u3]

27. Dick Cheney IS a cockroach!

I'd save the life of the 6-legged roach before I'd do likewise to that 2-legged cockroach!

[DS1]

11. Here kitty kitty, come on little guy, you can smell my cat and know

that I treat other cats and dogs well. It's okay. Come on, tut tut tut tut. Yeah, that's a good boy/girl

Oh, you're a dog. Cm'ere little pup, come on. It's okay. *sits down near animal* C'mon little fella/girl, it's all good.


Obviously, my answer is save the pet

[Orsino]

12. Saving Cheney's life...

...would require a remove curse, a resurrection, and an atonement. Not necessarily in that order.

[ThomCat]

22. +1 for Geekiness

:applause:

[crim son]

13. I'd have to save the Dick.

I know when confronted with the situation I'd have no real choice. Ugh.

[old mark]

14. Dick, you are in

deep shit.....:thumbsdown:



mark :rofl:

[sarge43]

15. Hmmm, someone's friend that has done no one any harm or the Dickster?

Tough one.

Yeah :sarcasm:

[LynneSin]

16. Oh hell I'd try and save the foot fungus scrapped off someone's foot before I save Dick Cheney

seriously~!

[malta blue]

17. Cheney is the walking dead already. The stranger's pet, of course

:patriot:

[Mad_Dem_X]

18. The pet, no question. n/t

[peekaloo]

19. The pet, but only if Cheney gets to watch.

[BarenakedLady]

20. Pet...or an ant or spider.

[edbermac]

21. Cheney of course!

I'd save his life in a heartbeat. Why take away the opportunity to see him imprisoned eventually?

[ThomCat]

23. Think of the book royalties! Title: Watching Dick Die

A moment by moment retelling of the end of evil. :P

[BreweryYardRat]

24. Save the pet.

Then we can both kick back and watch Cheney's last moments.

[Arugula Latte]

25. I'd save the pet AND the fleas on the pet before I'd save Dick.

[oedura]

26. I'd drive 1,000 miles...

...to watch Dick Cheney die on pay-per-view on a black-and-white 13" TV.

There's nothing that can happen to that pig that would be too horrible.