I present to the Lounge: Today's Lord of the Asshats

[flvegan]

This is an Audi R8. It's taking up 4 parking spaces. 4 handicapped parking spaces.

Yup.





Good to see that despite the attempt, folks that needed the spaces could still use them.



Found on Jalopnik.

[TZ]

1. I wouldn't normally endorse this..

But I'd love to see some double parking going on around this asshole.

[DS1]

2. Looks like someone left a note

I'd have been tempted to pee on it

[flvegan]

4. Tickets. A few.

According to the site.

[no name no slogan]

3. You should have written him a note on his hood

with your car key, saying "HEY ASSHOLE NICE CAR BTW QUIT TAKING UP SO MANY SPACES". I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

[kentauros]

13. Here's a site with pre-made notes

and an opportunity for them to make it big online at the same time: http://youparklikeanasshole.com :D

I also have used a note similar to what another DU-er mentioned here once: "I'm sorry for making the scratch (or dent) on your car, but if you had parked properly it might not have happened. Have a nice day!"

[arbusto_baboso]

14. I'd write the note on his finish with my keys.

But I'm vengeful like that.

[no name no slogan]

18. That's what I said

that would serve the asshole right.

[CreekDog]

5. nice car flvegan!

:hide: :rofl:

[mainegreen]

6. an excellent way to invite people to damage your car.

[arcadian]

7. Friggin' Quebec

:eyes:

[BeachBaby]

8. Yo, Jason! Move it!

[Pierre.Suave]

15. LOL

Hey, I would not park there...

:P

[sniffa]

9. Is it still there?

Fuck that shit up.

[DarkTirade]

10. That almost seems like a social experiment to me.

Testing to see how many people will pass by before the car gets vandalized. :P

[pokerfan]

11. Tire Valve Core Tool

http://www.sjdiscounttools.com/mils-445.html">

$1.31 at SJ Discount tools.

[arbusto_baboso]

16. YES! PERFECT!

[Pierre.Suave]

17. Thats just wrong

it would be funnier to watch it being towed away, don't you think?

[hobbit709]

19. That's exactly what I'd do-to all 4 tires.

[pokerfan]

21. The core removal tool allows for a moderated response

Anywhere from giving one or more tires a slow leak to flattening one tire (requiring the use of the spare) to flattening more than one tire requiring a tow. Not that I am suggesting such actions. Posting this purely for entertainment purposes.

[Blue_Tires]

12. i love his automotive taste

but that's one of the bigger 'fuck you' dick moves I've seen in a long while...he's just begging for someone to fuck up the resale on his $120,000 Audi...

sadly, this is the elitist attitude of most high-dollar car owners...

[pokerfan]

22. The story of another Audi owner

Driver who killed teenager suing parents for damage

Tomas Delgado, a businessman in Spain, was doing nearly 100 m.p.h. in a 55 m.p.h. zone when he struck and killed Enaitz Iriondo, 17, who cycled in front of Delgado’s path. It was after dark, and since Iriondo wasn’t wearing reflective clothing or a helmet, Delgado escaped any sort of jail time when the judge ruled both parties at fault. But while most would count their blessings and try to move on with their life, this douche decides to sue the dead boy’s parents for the damage to his car:

Delgado, whose insurance company paid Iriondo’s parents $48,500 in compensation for their son’s life, filed a suit in late 2006 to recover $29,400 in damages to his car and car rental costs, the ministry traffic report said.

“It’s the only way I have to claim my money back,” Delgado was quoted as saying by the newspaper El Pais, which first reported the story on Friday. El Pais said a ruling was expected next week.

Iriondo’s parents were shocked.

“It’s the final straw, a stab in the back,” Iriondo’s mother, Rosa Trinidad said, according to El Pais. “Before the lawsuit we thought the poor guy would find it hard to live the rest of his life with the thought of having caused our son’s death.

http://www.imperfectparent.com/topics/2008/01/25/driver-who-killed-teenager-suing-parents-for-damage

[TZ]

23. Yikes. Now there is a HUGE asshat..

:o

[mainegreen]

26. I'd shoot the bastard if that were my kid and he did that.

He'd have it coming.

Suing for car damages.

[hobbit709]

20. Where's that Norwegian guy when you need him

The one that left frozen feces in peoples' cars to thaw out.

[unpossibles]

24. This is one reason I drive a beater

well, that and it's what I can afford.

When I see someone parked like that, I park as close to them as I physically can. I mean, if they're at the back of the lot and it's not crowded, no big deal, but in front? I've crawled out of my hatchback in my old car once because I parked with about an inch to spare and could no get out of my door (and i was still legally within my own parking space).

[Bucky]

25. it's things like this that I walk thru parking lots with my keys sticking out between my fingers

This is so tacky, I have to wonder if it isn't a "posed" picture--someone just parked like that just for the photo.