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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 03:26 PM
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Sigh. I guess assholes will park like assholes no matter what they're driving.
You know the dooshbags who feel the need to park across two or even three parking spots to keep others from coming near their stupid doosh mobiles (i.e hummers, porches, IROC Zs etc...)?

Well I rode my bike up to Kmart this A.M. to pick up a few things and when I got to the bike rack what do I find but TWO bikes taking up the ENTIRE rack. They were parked and chained length wise to the rack instead of the more non asshole method of putting the front tire in the slots to allow many (meaning more than TWO) bikes to use the rack at the same time. So two very BIG IMPORTANT people decided to take up the whole rack on a sunny warm Saturday. I was so disgusted with these two assholes I nearly chained my bike to the more expensive one just out of spite...

I should have done it just to teach her/him a lesson but I just used the stop sign in the parking lot instead.

Assholes.


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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 04:06 PM
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1. You should have chained your bike over them
When some douche parks like that I pull alongside of them and park in the same manner (because they're usually parked diagonally) and proceed to leave my mark with the door.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 04:08 PM
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2. I'm sayin....
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 04:10 PM
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3. Target near here has a row of "COMPACT CAR PARKING ONLY" spaces
I have come out to find Chevy Tahoes, Navigators and minivans surrounding my little sub. I want to pull one of these people out of their gas guzzlers and say "Hey dumbass, can you read?"
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 04:56 PM
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5. Oh Noes, what no Beemer drivers? Only they are selfish, per DU.
Edited on Sat May-02-09 04:56 PM by mnhtnbb
:sarcasm:
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 04:46 PM
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4. Let the air out of their tires.
Edited on Sat May-02-09 04:46 PM by hobbit709
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 05:07 PM
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6. Carry an extra chain and a small sign...
"Like it here, asshole? Your bike can stay here."

(Or, a boltcutter may do.)

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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 05:36 PM
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7. LOL. Now that would be the move right there.
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