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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 10:56 PM
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At my old place of employment, I would rub my cheek against the doorknob of the executive washroom.
Made me feel successful.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 10:57 PM
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1. please say
it was your butt cheek
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 10:57 PM
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2. No, my face cheek...
butt cheek would be disgusting.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 11:09 PM
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4. of course
You never do anything disgusting :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 11:10 PM
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5. Is felching disgusting?
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 07:30 AM
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8. It's a matter of taste? n/t
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 07:26 AM
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6. Particularly...
...if someone beat you to it.

Perhaps the executives were expecting you.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 10:59 PM
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3. That was one lucky doorknob.
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 07:29 AM
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7. Did they catch you doing it? haha n/t
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