Vulcan Insults

[meegbear]

Your appearance is not aesthetically pleasing, and your female parent selects your clothing in an unusual manner.

Your mother wears utilitarian but unaesthetically pleasing military issued footwear.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Your crysknife is flaccid.

Oops, sorry, that's a Fremen insult.

[HopeHoops]

2. And for the Vulcan who has been watching Monty Python:

Your mother was a small rodent of questionable genetic stability kept as pets for illogical reasons and your father emitted an odor with chemical properties similar to that of a fruit often used in the making of confections.

[Doc_Technical]

3. How about these?

Your male parent is unknown and the possible ones
that meet that criteria number in the thousands.

Your female sibling manually propels herself through
water in order to rendezvous with floating military
personnel transport systems.

Consume fecal matter and cease pulmonary function.

[Flying Dream Blues]

4. Your mother accepts remuneration for allowing the male species to

attempt to replicate a human unit with her.

[jobycom]

5. I am unmotivated towards procreation with your female parent.

Your child required the attachment of an animal-sourced food object to it's neck to encourage interaction with canines.

Do you have any holographic images of your procreation partner without their uniform? Would you like one?

Your female procreation partner must have estimated incorrectly in a wager.

[Xipe Totec]

6. Do you have a female sibling that's less irrational? n/t

[underpants]

7. You are not of the higher intellects of the species

[bluesbassman]

8. Your female parent is so large in circumfrence,

that she generally resembles Uranus.

[petronius]

9. It is not logical to exchange insults. Prolonging a non-beneficial encounter

to engage in deprecatory banter is a ... human ... characteristic. :shrug:

[Bombero1956]

10. may parasites of the order Siphonaptera

commonly found on 1,000 even-toed ungulates within the genus Camelus find refuge in the axillary hair of the oxter region.

[foxfeet]

11. Die soon, in poverty.

[sarge43]

12. Your irrational discourse does not compute.

Your parents met once and briefly at a Klingon rec center.

[meegbear]

13. You have so much girth that when you recline in your domicile ...

you really recline in your domicile.

[baldguy]

14. Your female parent is so large in circumference

to the extent that when she "sat around" her house, her body literally encompassed the domicile.

[DS1]

15. I find the use of "female parent" in place of "mother" both tiresome and feeble.

This may or not apply to you.

[SOteric]

17. Your immediate primogenitor with the double x chromosome

dresses you funny.

[DS1]

18. A Vulcan insult thread turning everyone into Sean Connery on Jeopardy is simply illogical, Trebek.

[LynneSin]

16. Your ears are not as pointy as mine

Ok I'm not some sort of trekkie geek so sue me!

[Sky Masterson]

19. Your reproductive organ is smaller in proportion to the average human

organ. I believe it to be useless for procreation or even to entice the release of brain chemicals in another human.