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Manix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 04:45 AM
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George W Bush goes to hell!
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here, "says the devil."You are on my list but I have no room for you." "You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........



"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:42 AM
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1. Older joke than you might realize
The original version (?) had Hitler and Stalin.
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:19 AM
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2. LOL Thanks
I copied it and pasted it on a a few other places where I post. :)
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:23 AM
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3. Poor Bill.............
Having * bobbing up and down on the old Johnson would be a circle of hell unthought of until now. The mere thought of it almost makes me want to go see Mel's movie and repent my evil ways. Almost.
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