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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:23 PM
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Is it wrong when your boss asks you, 'Guess what I have?'
Edited on Thu Mar-19-09 03:24 PM by Symarip
And you answer, 'syphilis.'

Edited to add: I r nawt a good speller.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:24 PM
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1. Can't see why it would be.
:shrug: Seems like a perfectly logical answer.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:24 PM
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2. Are you the boss?
:hide:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:25 PM
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3. No
She doesn't look to pleased at me right now.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:30 PM
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7. Is her name Phyllis?
Just say, "No, I said, what is it Phyllis?"
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:25 PM
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4. !
Only if you want to keep your job...:rofl:
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:27 PM
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5. If he's got his hands in front of his crotch, yes....
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:28 PM
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6. *She
Either gender, I think crotch grabbing is a safe bet.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:32 PM
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9. For some reason I only read the title
and it brought back memories...
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ogneopasno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:31 PM
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8. Any boss who comes out and says something like that deserves any answer she gets.
Edited on Thu Mar-19-09 03:32 PM by ogneopasno
"An idea?"
"A clue?"
"A rash?"
"A bubble fart you can't get rid of?"

I mean, FFS.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 09:29 AM
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10. A rash
I'm using that next time.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:12 AM
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11. "A bubble fart you can't get rid of?"
:rofl:


Excellent response. I am envious.


Laura
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:17 AM
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12. She asked! nt
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:21 AM
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13. And it was a she?
Perfect answer!

:rofl:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:21 AM
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14. no
Anybody who plays the infantile "guess what" game deserves whatever answer they get. :D

I just hope it wasn't your bonus she was referring to! :rofl:
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