Top 10 Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

[pokerfan]

http://www.ecollegetimes.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=a2f5da06-7f19-4d9c-9d90-087f9b256100">Top 10 Rejected Candy Heart Sayings
By: Lauren Kawam
2/5/09

Necco's sweet treats have been popular since their inception in 1847.

Yes, that's right, this candy has been around for 162 years, and, specifically the conversation hearts are still big.

Perhaps it's because they are as their names says: They give someone the ability to strike up a conversation with the aid of some yummy candy.

But beware, the heart you plan on giving to someone may have one of the following sayings on it, straight from Mr. Necco himself and his vault of candy that didn't make the cut.

10. LUV HIM, NOT U
9. LET'S DO IT
8. STALKER
7. LICK THIS
6. SUCK IT
5. U SMELL
4. BE OURS
3. HAIRY ASS
2. WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF - YOU KNOW, LIKE THE SONG, SILLY
1. VIAGRA 100MG

[mainegreen]

1. HAIRY ASS? Hairy and Candy do not go well together.

:rofl:

[suninvited]

2. Next 5

F*ck me
BITCH
Funny Looking
EAT ME
PISSY

[elshiva]

4. How about?

CUNT
69
SUCK N FUCK
PUMP ME

[suninvited]

5. wowee !

you say everything I wish I had the guts to say.

[elshiva]

6. Thanks !

:evilgrin:

[suninvited]

7. You're my heroess

that deserves a heart.

[elshiva]

8. Thank you, suninvited.

You are awesome. :hug:

[nomorenomore08]

3. I remember seeing a box once that were all insults...

Can't remember any off the top of my head, though. :shrug:

[suninvited]

9. other next 5

NEXT !
Hate ya
LIMPY
HIT THE ROAD
SUCKER!

[elshiva]

10. LIMPY! HAHAHA!

:rofl: :rofl:

[suninvited]

11. and here I liked NEXT !

I just threw the LIMPY in.:rofl: :rofl:

[elshiva]

13. How about?

FLACCID

[suninvited]

14. LOL

same as my LIMPY really, don't you think?

Only funnier.

[elshiva]

15. Yes, indeed.

IMPOTENT
2 PUMP CHUMP

[flvegan]

12. JUST THE TIP?

[elshiva]

16. ROFL OMFG!

:rofl: :rofl: