All right, where is MO dammit? If I don't see MO by noon on Saturday I get

[yellowdogintexas]

withdrawal symptoms.

[Radical Activist]

1. drive directly north.

You'll hit MO eventually unless you're in west texas.

[MajorChode]

2. Not due north

There are no due north roads even in east Texas that will take you to MO.

I-30 is your best bet, but even that only takes you as far as Little Rock.

A plane on a 40 degree heading is a pretty safe bet.

[Radical Activist]

3. LOL

wow was that ever an anal retentive reply.

I've driven from Texas to Missouri several times so there must be some way to get north.

[MajorChode]

5. Then you must either have a broke compass or...

you get a better grade of mushrooms than I do.

[Radical Activist]

8. Driving north

doesn't mean you have to stay on one road and be going exactly north the entire time. I was making a joke not giving directions. WTF?

[MajorChode]

9. It was lame either way

Take your pick.

[Radical Activist]

11. Is that you Pierre.Suave?

[MajorChode]

12. Not unless I have a mutliple personality that's not on the list

Do you have an unhealthy paranoia against Pierre.Suave?

[yellowdogintexas]

7. from Ft Worth, I-30 to Little Rock, and North from there. Northeast generally

will get you there, but I want the MO KITTY

[MajorChode]

10. MO pussy is always a good idea

[SoxFan]

4. Here, this should help!

[yellowdogintexas]

6. thanks, that does help. of course I could go pet my own kitties nt

[Kat45]

13. Me too. I want my mo!

:-(