**AHEM** A knock-knock joke for the Lounge.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Knock-Knock.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Who's there?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. 9-11.

9-11.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. 9-11 who?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!

Nice job, Osama!

[underpants]

8. This is only the second 9-11 joke I have ever heard

some things (like OKC bombing are off limits) but this was funny.

The other one was D.L. Hughley talking about his cousin calling him on 9/11

"You watching this shit?"

"What shit?" asks D.L. "What channel is it on?"

"Every channel"

D.L. says to the audience "You know it's some shit when it is in on 'EVERY channel'!"

[geardaddy]

13. ..

:spray:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. No one laughed? Oh, screw you. I'm taking this joke to somewhere they appreciate humor.

And that's DU's General Discussion board.

[TZ]

6. HAHAHAHA!

Now THATS funny..:P

[Shell Beau]

9. Exactly!

[ogneopasno]

7. Pretty funny, actually.

Can I tell you my favorite knock-knock joke?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. Go ahead. nt

[ogneopasno]

14. OK, cool. First, you start it.

[darmok167]

11. My 4 and 5 year olds love this one...

knock knock.
who's there?
boo.
boo who?
Don't cry about it.

Now mind you, that is not a funny knock knock joke but there's something about the way they tell it that makes me laugh every time. LOL

[applegrove]

12. That was our family's knock knock joke when we were kids. That and:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jakie Gleason's Underwear

I don't know why we laughed at this last one except that perhaps underwear was in the answer.

[arcadian]

15. Knock knock

Who's there?



















Smashing Pumpkins



















Smashing Pumkins who?



















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