Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to the lamp post?

[Bake]

Me neither.

Bake

[LaraMN]

1. Lamp post, no. Monkey bars, yes.

:scared:

[AlCzervik]

2. my sister got hers stuck to a metal ice cube tray.

oh how i laughed.

[Career Prole]

3. Lamp post, zero.

Flexible Flyer, 1.

:eyes: Metal ice-cube tray, 1 *sigh*

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. pahdonn me i donf underfand.

[hobbit709]

5. Even when I was in places that cold

I was never stupid to try that.

[WI_DEM]

6. No, but Sarah Palin did this morning.

[Bucky]

7. If by lamp post you mean my boss's ex wife when we were both drunk, then I'd rather not say

Let's go with no.

[Ptah]

8. No, but one time I got it frozen to a wagon wheel steel rim

I think I was 3 or 4 years old.

[sarge43]

9. How far did your Mom drag you down the driveway before she

noticed your dilemma?

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. There -are- benefits, however.

Ptah can now snag Hors D'oeuvres from half-way across the room.

[sarge43]

22. Thanks for that unwelcome flash of Jar Jar Binks.

ew.

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. I was thinking more along the lines of the Toad Man in "Freaked!".

[applegrove]

10. Either I or my twin brother got tongue stuck on outdoor railing when we were

about 5. I can't remember if it was me or not.

[elleng]

28. Thats funny!

Do you have other 'me or him' memories?

[applegrove]

35. Not really. But I did blush every time he made a mistake in class. I'd go beet red

and feel like shit. I was that empathetic of him. And I grew up to be overly empathetic of others. So much so I couldn't function. Now I'm much less so. And I love it. I have a healthy amount of empathy and a healthy amount of ego. I really was completely selfless by my late teens.

[elleng]

37. Very interesting, apple,

and sounds good that you've become 'yourself,' and know the difference.

Congratulations!

[applegrove]

38. Thanks. And I asked my brother. It was him who got his tongue stuck on the railing. Not me.

[AwakeAtLast]

11. Some kid in (of all places) Hammond, IN did today

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/18485618/detail.html

You just can't make this stuff up sometimes, lol!

[MrScorpio]

12. I put it in the category of dumb ass shit that I've never done

I won't talk about ex girlfriends, however

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Yes, actually; I did, when I was about five or six, because some kid told me not to.

It kind of hurt to pull my tongue away, but mostly I was really embarrassed.

[hedgehog]

14. Does a stop sign count?

I wanted to see what red tasted like.

[many a good man]

15. Street skiing tragedy

In the winter time we used to hide out on the side of the street and wait for a car to pass by. We'd run out behind it, grab the rear bumper, squat, and get pulled by it for a mile or however long we wanted.

There was an apocryphal story about somebody or other's brother who did this when the temps were below zero and he wasn't wearing gloves. Back in those days most cars had chrome bumpers and his flesh stuck to the bumper. When he tried to let go his hands were still stuck and he wound up losing all the skin on both his hands. Those were exciting days!

[Radical Activist]

16. that's my only phobia

i stay twenty feet away from metal polls in freezing weather. that movie traumatized me as a child.

[Pacifist Patriot]

17. Nope, but I can't help but think of A Christmas Story every time someone mentions it.

[conscious evolution]

18. I never even heard of it till I saw that movie

What can I say?I grew up in the south.It just doesn't get that cold here.

[Pacifist Patriot]

19. Place of Birth: Atlanta

Army Brat

Current Resident: Florida

Freezing tongue to metal pole. Stuff of legend.

[sarge43]

23. In the Midwest it's a rite of passage. n/t

[elleng]

27. Gary, Indiana!

LaLaLa

[sarge43]

29. Bay City Michigan!!

:woohoo:

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Licked the wrought iron porch railing one winter

I was very sorry








ripped some me some tongue skin

ouch

[malta blue]

24. No, and Flick went on to become a porn star

:rofl:

[bridgit]

25. no

[elleng]

26. Nope!

BE CAREFUL!

YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

[zanne]

30. I got mine stuck to my sled. nt

[uallupinmykoolaid]

32. No, but this morning I went out on the back porch to experience the -15 weather

and my hand stuck to the frozen door frame! I was slightly alarmed...

[JimGinPA]

33. Even Worse Than That...

[geardaddy]

34. Lamp post, no. Hippo springy bouncy thing in park, yes.

In fact, some of it is still stuck there. ;)

[Sequoia]

36. Mine froze on a double grape pop sickle.

I had to run water on it for it to become free.