Child-free restaurants? How about a child-free country?!?!

[Rabrrrrrr]

That would rock!

Application can be made to the country once a person becomes age 18, and can remain a citizen so long as one remains childless. It would be a country devoted to work, leisure, the arts, and all those things that make being an adult so much fun and wonderful.

It would be a small country, but a very nice country.



No dogs, either.

[TK421]

1. Do you get the run of things? sounds like a plan

I'll spread the word

[DS1]

2. Define childless

Is that "never having your DNA spread" or "having your DNA spread but sending the results through a woodchipper" because the net result is the same either way.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Childless meaning to be without any dependents age 17 or younger

So, an older couple whose offspring are adults would also be eligible.

[Dr. Strange]

3. So it's like Logan's Run, but backwards.

Interesting...

[mcctatas]

5. You creep me out dude..

I was just thinking kinda like a reverse logans run :scared:

[Dr. Strange]

15. I loved that movie.

Part of me really wants to see the remake work out, but I just know they'll screw it up.

"Logan's Run": This is a remake that can't seem to find sanctuary even after a decade of attempts. A few years ago, Bryan Singer ("The X-Men," "The Usual Suspects") was all set to re-imagine the 1976 movie about a society where everyone submits to state-ordered execution parlors on their 21st birthday or gets hunted down by agents called Sandmen. Singer dropped out to make "Superman Returns," though, and now producer Joel Silver ("The Matrix" films) appears intent to regenerate with a newcomer as director, namely Joseph Kosinski, who has made his name in commercials.

[mcctatas]

17. Remeber the TV show?

That sucked, but I loved the movie too...

[Dr. Strange]

19. Oh Lord...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owNi60LLK1c

Yep, I watched it religiously.

[Inchworm]

6. This may be the key

:silly:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. In a way, yes!

[bridgit]

26. Well...the carousel goes backward, yeah ~

[tigereye]

4. I sure hope you are being sarcastic -

and eventually there would be no more people. Aah, but there would be more room at restaurants, museums, and other places for you, Rabrrrrr. I see.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. But it would always have people migrating into it.

[tigereye]

16. sigh....

go on with your bad self..... ;)

[SOteric]

9. Something to keep in mind when you take over the world.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. But, who will change your diapers in the coming years?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Slaves.

Duh.

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Duh. Kids ARE slaves. What other reason would I have had them?

:eyes:

[flvegan]

13. My child-free but dog-friendly country would like to establish trade with your utopia.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. That would be wonderful! We can trade in nuclear arms and Fresca.

[flvegan]

28. I say we join together in taking over China. Then we can sell cheap shit

to the Americans.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Hah hah! Yeah, those Yankee idiots will buy anything!

Especially for their children.

:grr:

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Nice Proposal, Swift.

Very Modest.

[skygazer]

21. It would certainly make working in a grocery store more palatable

And since all my offspring are over 18, my family is in good shape (we'd have to ship the grandkids off somewhere but think of the money I'd save on Christmas gifts!).

You have my support. :patriot:

[Aristus]

22. You mean Italy?

Lowest birth rate in the industrialized world.

Maybe they're worried about the kids breaking things. Have you seen Rome? Very fragile and crumbly...

[bridgit]

23. There is a precedent for this...

[Arugula Latte]

24. Are Teh Kitties allowed in this country of yours?

If not, I want no part.

[jobycom]

25. Pfft. The music would SUCK!

No more of THIS?!

[hunter]

27. W.C. Fields upon being asked "Do you like children?" replied:

"I do if they're properly cooked."