The OTHER Nominee We Can All Support -- CTHULHU!

[Khephra]

At least until he eats us all!

[Az]

1. Obligatory Hello Cthulhu post

[Khephra]

2. I love Hello Cthulhu!

He's like the Godzookie of the Mythos.

:evilgrin:

BTW, you can buy the new Cthulhu 2004 tee-shirts here:

http://www.chaosium.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=33&products_id=356&osCsid=9e677744440ff631298734c6491b7b77

[Az]

7. Already have mine

My GF and her sister in law are major Hello Kitty fans (sister in law more so) and so I had to get a Hello Cthulhu tee (was either that or Badtzmaru).

[Khephra]

9. You misunderstand

I mean that the Cthulhu 2004 (the gif above) is on tee-shirts, not Hello Cthulhu.

[hatrack]

25. Wow - Sanrio meets the Great Old Ones!

Outstanding!

[LynneSin]

3. are you memeing me?

:eyes:

[Khephra]

4. Nah, just saying "Hello" and riffing off of you

:hi:

[LynneSin]

5. I don't know - it looks like a meme and smells like a meme

:pals:

[Khephra]

6. If anyone can turn that gif into an avatar for me

I'll make sure Cthulhu eats you first.


I can do that. Cthulhu is my roomie.

[ClintonTyree]

8. Bears a striking resemblance.................

to Bill Frist. Very photogenic, may have a shot at the Presidency. He'll have to work on the hair though, it's not Presidential quality.

[Khephra]

10. Hair?

He's bald like Carville and me. Sexy bald!

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. That's funny, I always imagined you with hair.

I have absolutely no idea why.
Black hair, btw.

[Khephra]

12. When it's not shaved

It's black, so you weren't exactly wrong.

:-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. Ah ha, so my mind-meld abilities are not entirely dormant.

Hmmmmm.

[Az]

14. The old ones have granted those that cooperate

Powers over the lesser filth of the planet until their return. Aid the old ones and you may be one of the first to be consumed.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. LET ME BE EATEN FIRST, O CTHULU! LET ME BE EATEN FIRST!

[Khephra]

16. I also have evil eyebrows

You know, the type that curl upwards to a point.

I'm evil, I tell yah! EVIL!

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. So, what you're saying is that you are Anton LaVey?

Masons my ass, that was the Church of Satan you joined, bud!

[Khephra]

18. Nah, I never hooked up with the Church

Now the OTO? That's another story.

And, no, my teeth are not filed to points either.

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. The OTO? Wasn't that Aleister Crowley?

Or was that the Order of The Golden Dawn? I always confuse my pseudo-satanic orders.

[Khephra]

20. Crowley

Not at all Satanic....more clandestine psuedo-Egyptian Masonry, with a dash of Sex Magick thrown in.

(Note: "Clandestine" is used above as meaning "not recognized as being an authentic Mason tradition".)

But that was almost a decade and a half ago. I'm a MUCH different person now. Crowley still remains an influence, although I'm really more into Chaos Magick these days.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. My dad took me to visit Crowley's house as a kid. Boleskine.

I think Jimmy Page owned it previously. Very weird atmosphere.

[Khephra]

23. You lucky duck!

Yep, Page owned it for a time.

Boleskine is a Thelemite/Crowleyite's Mecca. There's several rituals that require you to turn and face Boleskine.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. My dad would take me to see all manners of weird stuff as a kid.

There was a church in Dundee that had passed into the hands of the Templars. They had a big lump of sandstone that they were convinced was the Stone of Destiny. I lived for a while in Argyll, which is a hotbed of Templar artifacts, graves and sites. My dad was 'involved' to an unspecified degree with a few organizations like the Templars, Masons et al, I guess you'd call him an esoterician.

[PVnRT]

22. Oh, to be eaten!

Mighty Cthulhu, I beg you! Devour me, as is your destiny!

But eat Bush first, I'm sure the taste sucks and you'll need me to wash it away.