New joke

[JackSwift]

Adapted from Mad TV



I'm getting Botox injections so that my face can't do an "I told ya so" look when Bush blows up the world.

[cherryperry]

1. LOL - good one! n/t

[L.A.dweller]

2. Yeah! I just got done watching MAD Tv

I love that show; it is so goddamn funny. Fuck SNL, stupid crap craps

This Mad episode was a repeat. Since they were talking about the Oscars I guess it was from March thus b4 the War.
It went something like this:
Old lady asks plastic surgeon for Botox injections: Can you give me Botox injections? I want to look surprised when Bush blows up the world.

[newyawker99]

3. Hi L.A.dweller!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. here's one

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."