Wiil I die if I eat the entire 9x13 inch pan of lemon squares?

[madeline_con]

I'm really worried it will hurt instead of just end in a really sweet rush of lemony sugary heaven to the brain.

[DS1]

1. Your poo is going to be the talk of the office tomorrow

[GOPisEvil]

2. Lemony fresh poo...

:D

[flvegan]

5. You just don't like compootition at the office.

I slay me.

Sorry, I'm overtired.

[madeline_con]

6. Personal gloat: I work at a school. We go back January 6.

:hide:

[rcrush]

3. Eat a whole pan of sweets

You'll have some stories to tell tomorrow.

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Maybe, but you'll die happy.

You could exercise some restraint and save half of them for tomorrow. The only thing better than one dessert binge is two.
;)

[trof]

7. Yes, but many years from now.

And not from the lemon squares.

[backwoodsbob]

8. do you have

tequila,salt,and some cool looking glasses?

If so you are fine...if not go to the nearest hospital right away

[Orsino]

9. Yeah. Don't eat the pan. n/t

[Bryan]

10. You won't die, but you'll wish you had

The excess of lemon will blast the inside of your mouth, and the crumbly base will perniciously work its way into the raw mucous membranes. It's more polite and sociable to share.

[rurallib]

11. I am thinking your housemates will probably kill you for not sharing.

[NYC_SKP]

12. Yes, you will die if you eat the entire pan.

Oh, maybe not right away, it might take twenty or even fifty years, but trust me.

You will die.

I say go for it! :hi: