When You've Had Too Much Alcohol...

[arwalden]

Poll question: When You've Had Too Much Alcohol...

... what kind of drunk are you?

~Allen

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. I am Surly!

[TheMightyFavog]

2. I sing.

Just keep me away form a karaoke machine when I'm pissed!

[Ferretherder]

3. Actually, quiet and a little bit....

...reflective and somewhat melancholy.

[dolo amber]

4. Mischievous

Would that be silly or obnoxious? (Been called both, and worse. :D)

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Jesus.

You are always drunk, aren't you?

[Padraig18]

5. I'm a happy, kissy, laughing and giggling drunk.

:) :beer:

[arwalden]

8. Pretty Much The Same Thing With Me... Except...

I'm definitely a "lightweight" when it comes to alcohol. Even though I'm 180lbs, I have the tolerance of a thirteen year old. Two cocktails and I'm no-good for driving. Three and I'm happy, giddy, giggling (and thinking that I can SING and DANCE better than anyone). Any more than than (in rapid succession) and I'm starting to feel sick.

-- Allen

[Padraig18]

9. Hehe!

I'm a lightweight, too. 3 pints and *I* can be poured. ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I voted happy, but it can be a loud happy

and if I am within earshot of republican idiots, I can be a happy loud obnoxious one.

[eileen_d]

10. Ack, all of the above and more!

Last time I was drunk I tried to get someone to physically fight me, which is atypical for me (in "real life" I'm a short chubby gal who is shy in groups). I was only half kidding - a combination of angry and melancholy. So I've abstained for the past few weeks. Unfortunately I am rarely a happy drunk.

[rhino47]

11. Very happy and I wont shut up.

Opps thats me sober too.
I dont drink often.The last time I did I was 22 miles from home.
Hubby still teases me about pulling the plug wire off the car and calling a towtruck for a tow home after my last drunken bout.

[matcom]

12. Other: 4 Hour Hard-On

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. 2000 meters long, too?

I bet. :spank:

[Nikia]

14. Generally negative, but stages

Being mildly drunk can be positive. I usually am more talkative and uninhibited with 1-3 drinks. After that, drinking is a negative thing for me. Depending on things, I usually get sad or angry. I am easily offended. I'll usually feel ill too.
I really don't like getting drunk anymore now that I've discovered pot, which is generally a positive experience for me.

[Shanty Oilish]

15. Quiet. Vewwy, vewwy quiet.

:beer:

[Tripper11]

16. You forgot other....

for me, when I "turned the corner" drinking as it were, I became the BEST DANCER ON THE PLANET! Oh yeah..all 5'6" of me shakin' it like no other. I was gooooooood too. NOT! There is nothing worse than seeing a shot little white guy with NO rythym dancing like he had it all.

What a fool I was......ahhhhhh, to be young and stupid again. Now I am middle age and stupid without the booze.

:toast:

[Vernunft II]

17. I get tired very quickly and fall asleep.

[Avonrepus]

18. happy but tired

Plus I've built up a university liver so have quite a high tolerance, only ever drink on a full stomach though and only if I'm going clubbing. Also I don't usually feel as though I'm ddrunk, only when I wake up and realise what I've done the night before.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

19. I met my wife while drunk and sleep deprived

Had ridden a bus to visit a friend on her birthday so I hadn't bathed in a while either.

It was love at first sight. :loveya:

[terrya]

20. I'm very happy,,,,and FRIENDLY.

I'm normally not a touchy-feely kind of guy...but put some alcohol in me and I'm the exact opposite.

:-)

Terry

[mopaul]

21. I'm a handsome drunk

when i get a snootfull, i start looking really handsome, sorta like antonio banderos or percy helton.

[arwalden]

22. LOL!!!

Welcome back old friend.

-- Allen

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. welcome back Mopaul!

What a surprise to see your name again!

[TXlib]

23. horny

[afraid_of_the_dark]

25. Dopey.

Oh, you said "drunk," not "dwarf." In that case, I'm Sleepy. :silly:

[Bertha Venation]

26. Licentious.

:evilgrin:

[afraid_of_the_dark]

29. Can you even pronounce that when you're drunk?

You naughty girl. :toast:

[Bertha Venation]

32. No, but I can pronounce other things.

O8)

[afraid_of_the_dark]

36. How delightfully wicked...

:spank:

[Bertha Venation]

39. I aim to please.

Literally.
:bounce:

[felonious thunk]

27. All of these

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff

[trogdor]

28. I am the quiet one.

Think John Entwistle or George Harrison.

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. that depends on the beverage

Whiskey = happy
gin = evil
vodka = sleepy
beer = "have to pee"
wine = happy first then screaming headache later

[GOPisEvil]

31. At first, I'm the life of the party...but often, I get depressed too.

This is why I limit my intake of alcohol. I like to be more on an even keel.

[gyopsy]

33. Way too happy

You could walk all over me when I'm drunk and I'd help you to it.

[Fuzz]

34. Clumsy

[GumboYaYa]

35. A subset of happy, Dancey.....

I am a dancing fool when I get a little liquor in the system.

[nini]

37. Silly, Loud and in the mood for some loving..

what a combo :-)

[GOPisEvil]

40. Want some tequila?

:evilgrin:

[nini]

41. HAHAHAAHAHAHA

Darn, I forgot my limes this morning!! A couple shots always warms me up!

[GOPisEvil]

42. Damn! And me with the day off!

:evilgrin:

[nini]

43. How'd you get a day off? You bum!

we can cyber drink I guess? :-)

[GOPisEvil]

44. Texas Independence Day.

:eyes:

The office is open, but working is optional. Those that work earn comp time, bums like me get the day off. :D

[nini]

45. What??? Independent?

Why does this seem funny to me?

But who cares, a day off is always in order. enjoy! Go golf!

[GOPisEvil]

46. March 2, 1836

The date when Texans told the Mexicans they wanted to be free. April 21, 1836, Santa Anna's defeat at San Jacinto. 1836-1845, Texas is its own Republic with embassies in Washington, London and Paris...

Bleh...too cloudy and gross to play golf. :-(

[nini]

47. I figured it was something to do with Mexico but..

..you know how Texans are - they may really think they're independent of the rest of us! :-)

the weather is ugly here too today, raining a bit.


If you're bored you can come here and take my place in the meeting with the marketing snots I have to go to in a few minutes. I love listening to them tell us that we can re-release a Windows 3.1 app for XP!! AND WHY NOT??? Don't we developers know how to do anything??? :evilgrin: So, I should be quite cheery when I return in a few hours.


Enjoy your day!

[hippiechick]

38. Sleeeeeeeeeepy n/t

:hippie: