What in the heck is the matter with you?
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:24 AM
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What in the heck is the matter with you?
Seriously, that's not a rhetorical question. What in the heck is the matter with you? (inquiring minds want to know...)
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:57 AM
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1. Right now I'm sick and tired.
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:58 AM
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2. I think I'm coming down with something...
I'm feeling a bit peaked...:(
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:59 AM
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3. I have a bad case of Shystal Sumyisis.
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:15 AM
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4. Possibly you mean Schistosomiasis?
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:18 AM
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SOteric
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:20 AM
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7. Whyzzat? You trying to corner the market?
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:20 AM
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8. OMG...you mean that's a real disease?
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:28 AM
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9. Yeppers, that's a roger.
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:32 AM
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10. Learn something new everyday...
A guy I used to know used to tell me he had Shystal Sumyisis...and that is how he used to write it and say it. I always assumed he made up the term.
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:36 AM
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He probably heard the term once on an episode of Marcus Welby or something and thought it sounded funny. Like 'platypus;' how can you hear the word platypus and not think it's funny?
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:37 AM
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:17 AM
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5. Even a partial printout is going to take up more bandwidth than DU has to give.
But there's a great guy who loves me, the world's best kitty and one or two friends who'd take a bullet for me if they had to. I'll get by.
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Mon Dec-08-08 09:43 AM
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I sure know how to pick them :P
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Mon Dec-08-08 11:19 AM
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14. My role in life is to serve as a bad example.
If you have a problem with that .....
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Mon Dec-08-08 11:21 AM
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15. My mom had a tshirt made for me that says...
"some people are a shining example, I am a cautionary tale" Thanks mom :eyes: ;)
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Mon Dec-08-08 11:23 AM
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Your mom sounds cool. :rofl:
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Mon Dec-08-08 11:33 AM
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18. So it's understood when you finally flip out and do something
extreme and newsworthy, your mom won't stare into the camera and say "I just don't know. He was always such a good boy."
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Mon Dec-08-08 12:15 PM
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21. Now THAT would be unusual...
since I am a girl silly :P
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Mon Dec-08-08 01:24 PM
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22. Well, the excitement had Mom a bit confused.
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Mon Dec-08-08 11:24 AM
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17. I don't believe in the system.
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Mon Dec-08-08 12:12 PM
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19. Making a list... checking it twice...
Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome backache and aching shoulder and elbow joints and i'm fucking exhausted, and it's Finals week. :mad:
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Mon Dec-08-08 12:13 PM
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you don't want to know. :scared:
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Mon Dec-08-08 01:26 PM
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Mon Dec-08-08 02:07 PM
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24. My mom used to ask me that all the time
I didn't know what to tell her, either. :shrug:
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Mon Dec-08-08 02:12 PM
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25. numerous things, I would guess
I'm probably riddled with a myriad of undiagnosed illnesses, both physical and mental. I drink too much. I have an unjust sense of entitlement. I'm full of myself. I drink too much. I run my mouth off. I have questionable hygiene. this could go on for days....
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:00 PM
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26. You're George Bush evil twin, right? n/t
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:02 PM
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27. As long as you don't start drinking, I think you'll be okay
At your worst, you'd still be George W's good twin.
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:04 PM
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28. If I told you, you would throw up.
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:10 PM
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29. I just don't give a fuck
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:14 PM
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30. I keep clicking on these inane Lounge posts
I don't know why. Maybe I need professional help or something. Thanks for inquiring.
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Mon Dec-08-08 08:24 PM
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31. I will let you know while I am kicking your ass
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