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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:22 PM Original message |
I love my SO but he canNOT cook |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
1. what did he do wrong? watch him make something and coach him |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Geeze Louise |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:25 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. well - I don't cook, wouldn't even try |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I didn't criticize him |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:33 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. I think |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. of couse I do |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:17 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Look! A big red ball! Behind you! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I'll kick big red ball ass and get right back to you Inchworm |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 10:38 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. OMG |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. He didn't use any seasoning |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:21 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. broccoli, thats what he did wrong |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'm so sorry - my husband cooks like a trained chef |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
7. My ex once made a batch of muffins using baking soda instead of baking powder. |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 08:28 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. LOL...this is the same guy who tried to make hot mulled wine in the microwave |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
12. It was nice he tried. My husband cooks everything until it's the same color, vegetables |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:28 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. is he color blind, chimps? |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:30 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. not color blind just a fan "If i turn up the burner and or grill it will cook faster!" |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:31 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. people can be wonderful and still need their ass kicked |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:32 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. well next time he gets back from China i'll fly you in just for that unless you want to |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:37 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I do virtual butt-kickings |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
20. Then teach him |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 10:56 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. I agree on the teaching part |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:27 PM Response to Reply #20 |
27. He does like my cooking |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
22. At least he tried - mine has to be talked through microwaving a boxed dinner |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 10:58 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Well, then you have a good pairing there when you need to make deviled-eggs |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:07 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Yes, it does work well that way - |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:16 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I guess the big question, really, would be: |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-19-08 05:42 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. No, my dear husband is not the least bit interested in learning to cook |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-19-08 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
29. Honey is that you? |
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LisaM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-25-08 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
30. The operative word here is NOODLE. |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-25-08 01:15 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. He used elbow macaroni |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-25-08 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
32. Sounds delicious - just add ketchup |
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