Use Taylor's Theorem to relate your beauty and intelligence to us.

[LeftyFingerPop]

f (x) = a0 + a1x + a2x2 +...+ an-1xn-1 + anxn.

Once that is done, please describe, in literary terms, why you may or may not be a bigger asshole in real life than you are on the internet. You get extra credit if you can relate your response to Leo Tolstoy's "Tess of the D'Urbervilles".

[PassingFair]

1. Um...didn't Leo Tolstoy write "Whore and Piece"?

He ghost wrote my biography.

[Dr. Strange]

2. My beauty and intelligence, while continuous...

are not analytic. Therefore, no such series exists. However, I'd be delighted to perform some contour integrals for you.

P.S. Tessla of the D'Urbervilles, while a brilliant scientist, was a horrible singer.

[TZ]

3. "Tessla of the D'Urbervilles"?! ROFL

So is that the guy who was busy inventing all sorts of stuff while being hung for adultery?:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

5. Was he hung?

I have no idea. My knowledge of him is strictly north of the equator.

[av8rdave]

4. Crap....wrong theorem...

I thought Taylor's Theorem dealt with fire and rain