Man caught in sex act with vacuum at car wash

[ailsagirl]

I didn't read the story but here it is if anyone is interested...

http://wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=209650

[Wapsie B]

1. That hurts to even think about it!

[ailsagirl]

2. That's right-- those vacuums are industrial strength

:crazy:

[Wapsie B]

6. Yeah, that's just a little too much force down there

even for those who, may wish to be touched more agressively shall we say? I could see a milking machine used by a guy. That'd be almost perfect. But one of those hypersonic car vacs? Oh hell no.

:crazy:

[meow2u3]

13. OMG! Those high-powered vacuums really suck!

:rofl:

[siligut]

3. Good grief!

Buy a Hoover and keep it at home.

[ailsagirl]

8. Or rent it an apartment and visit it on the side...

[Roon]

12. We were terrible in Job Corps

Some kid got caught with a vacuum and we used to call him the "Hoover Homosexual"

[BarenakedLady]

4. Wha?

:rofl:

[rug]

5. What does he say when he's asked. "What are you in for?"

[ailsagirl]

7. Bet the cops had a riotous time booking this guy!!

:rofl:

Just filling out that paperwork was probably pretty difficult!!!!!

[rug]

21. I once defended a guy accused of having sex with a horse at Aqueduct Race Track in Queens.

He was standing behind the horse on the bucket they used for oats when a security guard walked by and shone his light on them. The poor guy fell off the bucket and was arrested. The judge released him but he never came back, not that I blame him.

[SOteric]

9. Ut oh. Where's matcom....?

[ronnykmarshall]

10. Did the vacuum file charges?

Or did it seduce the guy?

[1Hippiechick]

11. The name of the vacuum is being held to protect her identify.

Although the man was found muttering to himself, "Hi, you big ol' Joe Sixpack. Whatca doin'? Wanna come over and play? I play the flute, dontcha know?" Wink. Wink.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Consider if you will

there are people who have gotten away with it.

[Akoto]

15. That must suck. n/t

[Deep13]

16. I guess he got hosed. nt

[Orrex]

17. Well I hope that he bought it dinner first

Maybe a movie.

[City of Mills]

18. My eyes saw "McCain caught in sex act with vacuum at car wash "

Glancing at the discussion page LOL I was like what the hell?

[Forkboy]

19. It's not his fault. It was called the Oral Oreck.

:yoiks:

[carlyhippy]

20. that...sucks.........n/t

Carly

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

22. OK, Where the hell is matcom?

This has to be one of his.