Did you know birth control pills are murder?

[Haole Girl]

I just saw where a Baptist preacher (Dr. White) said so.

AAAAACK!!! I want out of this hell hole state. :cry:

[mcctatas]

1. I wonder what he thinks of waxing the dolphin then....

what a douche!

[Haole Girl]

3. I'm sure he thinks a hand or two would fall off!

:-(

[elshiva]

2. I iz a murderer!

[Haole Girl]

4. Oh noes!

:scared:

:hug:

[Generic Brad]

5. I'm afraid it is not just your state

I think there are pockets throughout the entire country that hold that view.

Now you can really weep.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Haole Girl]

7. Thanks for cheering me up!

:rofl:

j/k

[Generic Brad]

9. That's what I do best

Have some more.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[GirlinContempt]

6. Where do these people come from?

By that logic, every time I ovulate and don't get pregnant, it's murder.

PERIODS ARE MURDER!!!!! MENSTRUATION IS HOMICIDE!!!!!

[Haole Girl]

8. Women already had enough labels without being called homicidal maniacs!!

:eyes:

[GirlinContempt]

10. Teenage boys who have nocturnal emissions?

Serial killers. LOCK THEM ALL UP

Don't even get me started on masturbation.... And spermicide! Not only are these people serial killing mass murderers, but so are the producers of the products! Holy crap, who knew we were surrounded by such heartless murdering fiends?! They even ENJOY DOING IT! :scared:

[elshiva]

12. I am a serial killer.

Evidence:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8180278

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I could give Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot a run for their money, in that case.

:P

[harmonicon]

11. man, I love murder pills

Condoms just don't give me the same feeling that only murder pills can provide.

[Connonym]

14. Me too

and so even though I've had a tubal ligation and I'm not sexually active I take hundreds of birth controls a day because I'm evil.

[mwooldri]

15. Well that Baptist Preacher had better stop wanking.

He's killing all them babies!

[LSdemocrat]

16. By that logic is not attempting to initiate pregnancy during each egg/sperm cycle manslaughter?

You know, since you are allow your egg and sperm cells to "die" without attempting fertilization?

[MrSlayer]

17. Of course.

You are thwarting the will of God when you take the murder pills. And generally, it means you are a filthy, filthy whore.

[Tom Kitten]

18. now I feel guiltier than ever before

all those times I did it with that woman who used the pill...my god, I'm responsible for hundreds of dead babies and I didn't even know it