So my cat walks in to the TV room, hops up on the couch, looks at me

[Teaser]

and then begins to piss all over the place.


stupid fucking cat.

[Lavender Brown]

1. He could be sick.

How old is the cat?

[Teaser]

3. No, she's just an ass

She does this when she feels she isn't being fed promptly. I was overdue to feed her by 20 minutes.

Still, this is the *most* brazen she's ever been.

[kedrys]

2. Is the litter box clean?

Evie did that once out of spite, but Quark's been doing it lately after developing a clean litter box psychosis after his dad passed on. They can get insanely picky about that stuff.