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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:18 PM
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PHOTO: "The Hamburger Fatty Melt" (burger with TWO grilled cheese sandwiches for a bun)
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2008/10/hamburger-fatty-melt-burger-with-grilled-cheese-sandwich-buns-recipe.html

The Hamburger Fatty Melt

Posted by Adam Kuban, October 2, 2008 at 8:30 AM



It's a hamburger whose bun is TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES!

This is pretty straightforward, and you probably don't need the recipe below now that you've seen the photo and grasped the concept. But if you want details from my trial-and-error session with this thing, have at it:
Notes

Bread: To maintain proper beef-to-bun ratio, it's important to use Pepperidge Farm's Very Thin white bread.

Cheese: American cheese melts perfectly for burgers and even more so for the grilled cheese sandwiches here. Kraft's Deli Deluxe line trumps its regular American singles. For ultra cheesiness, use two slices for each sandwich.

Tomato: A grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup is a classic pairing. Pay a nod to this duo by topping your burger with a slice of ripe tomato—or better yet, by layering a thin slice of tomato directly into the sandwiches between the cheese slices.

Patty Size: I experimented with two different size patties—6 ounce and 4-ounce. Given the thinness of the sandwich buns, the 4-ounce patty yielded the better beef-to-bun ratio. But I wouldn't fault you for going with 6-ounce patties, either; just buy enough meat and cook it about 4 minutes to a side.

Equipment: I used an electric griddle to prepare these, and it was big enough to handle two grilled cheese sandwiches and two burger patties at a time. The electric griddle was perfect for the grilled cheese but not quite hot enough to put a good sear on the burger. I'd recommend using a good cast-iron pan or griddle for the burgers and a separate pan for the grilled cheese.

Timing: If using two pans, start your patties about the same time you start the grilled cheese. FYI: The bread is so thin that the cheese melts quickly, so be prepared to flip sandwiches and remove from pan earlier than you might normally do.
The Hamburger Fatty Melt

- makes 4 burgers -
Ingredients

1 pound ground beef *
Salt and freshly ground pepper
8 Very Thin Grilled Cheese Sandwiches (recipe here)
4 medium-thick or 8 thin tomato slices (optional but recommended)
Procedure

1. Divide beef into 4 equal parts. Shape into square patties slightly larger than the grilled cheese sandwiches that will serve as buns. (Use a slice of the Pepperidge Farm Very Thin bread as a template if you're uncomfortable eyeballing this.) Create an indentation in the centers of the patties—this will help maintain even thickness, as the center typically swells up when cooking.

2. Preheat a cast-iron skillet or heavy-bottom pan to medium-high. Meanwhile, in a nonstick skillet, prepare the Very Thin Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.

3. Salt and pepper both sides of burger patties liberally. Throw those suckers in the cast-iron pan, cooking them in batches of two if your pan isn't big enough to hold them all at once. Cook about 3 minutes per side for medium. Remove patties from pan and let rest a couple minutes.

4. Sandwich patties between two grilled cheese sandwiches and top each with 1 medium-thick slice of ripe tomato. (Variation: Slice tomatoes thinly and 1 slice directly into each Very Thin Grilled Cheese Sandwich.)

* I'm not specifying a type here. Burger experts, feel free to use your tried-and-true mixture. For those of you who need hand-holding, I'd go with a good 80-percent lean variety—it has enough fat to stay juicy but not so much that it will shrink.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:19 PM
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1. MIOS CON DIOS!!
:9
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:23 PM
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2. I'd eat it.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:23 PM
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3. I could veganize that.
This might be the follow-up to the vegan turducken.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 07:46 PM
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22. No, don't...
That's something you shouldn't even THINK about eating. The Hardee's Monster Thickburger doesn't have as much concentrated badness in it as this...THING...does.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:15 PM
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43. DO IT!
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:27 PM
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4. Can I have bacon on mine?
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:57 PM
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49. Yeah... needs bacon.
Otherwise, why bother?!
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:27 PM
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5. Mmmmmm .... looks YUMMY!!
Nom nom nom nom nom.

Bake
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:28 PM
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6. if i ate
nothing but rice for a week and a half, i might feel ok about eating one of those
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:30 PM
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7. Can I deep fat fry it and put it on a stick?
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:38 PM
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8. You'll need to beer-batter it first.
Any food can be fried, I think deep fried pickles proved that.


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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:45 PM
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10. I'll get Lelly on it immediately.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:27 PM
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34. isn't that basically what a Monte Cristo sandwich is?
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:42 PM
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9. And for dessert? Deep Fried Chocolate Lard Balls
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:46 PM
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11. Jesus Christ...
... I know it would probably kill me, but part of me wants to try that.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:54 PM
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12. My Ticker slowed down just looking at it
You need to wash that down with Liquid Drano, just to survive!

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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:56 PM
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13. Ad some bacon and you'd have a sandwich there
mmmm, my veins hurt
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:08 PM
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14. the fatty food lover in me just yelled HELL YEAH
and then I realized that could harden the arteries of China.

:cry:

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:17 PM
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15. Needs more lard.
IMHO
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4 t 4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:28 PM
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16. When should I be there
that looks Awesome! I Love patty melts!! I know there not so good for you but sometimes you just have to say WTF?
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:40 PM
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17. I think I gained 10 pounds, just from looking at the picture!
:rofl:

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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:50 PM
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18. Does anyone want to make a prediction when we'll see this on the menu at a fast food place?
It looks like it would give this sandwich some serious competition.

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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:06 PM
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28. I read an article on that one when it was first introduced...
...and for those who are unfamiliar with Burger King's cooking methods, they DEEP FRY their breakfast sausages. It's the Nigel Tufnel sandwich...that extra bit to push it over the edge to "11"...

:rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:59 PM
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19. MMM Bacon and some avocado slices would make that divine.
:D
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:43 PM
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20. Could I get that with gravy?
And a diet coke.
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:17 AM
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54. Oh, yes, definitely a diet coke.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:52 PM
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21. I'd add some fried eggs and bacon
and then it will be perfect. :9
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 07:49 PM
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23. Complete with e-coli from the undercooked beef!
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 07:58 PM
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24. That looks amazing.
It's too bad I would probably die immediately after consumption. :(
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:26 PM
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32. I was just thinkin' it oughta be called
Instantaneous Fatal Cardiac Arrest on a Plate.









Gimme two. With steak fries.



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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:25 PM
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33. I'll put it on the menu.
:D
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 07:58 PM
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25. I just e-gasmed
MMMMmmmm hamburger fatty melt.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:03 PM
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26. i can smell me getting fatter just by looking at that.
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:05 PM
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27. That looks disgusting.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:07 PM
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29. ...ly yummy.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:09 PM
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30. HAMburger!
-"The Triplets of Belleville" :rofl:
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:17 PM
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31. Ted Reader has this recipe in his "King of the Q" book, only he adds bacon.
http://www.amazon.com/King-Qs-Blue-Plate-BBQ/dp/1557885087/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1223341949&sr=8-2

In fact, pretty much EVERYthing this weird-hair concocts makes a Whopper look positively rice-cakish.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:33 PM
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35. That just makes me want a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup.
Really. :shrug:
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:37 PM
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36. Been on a torturous low iodine diet for 2 weeks now due to illness...and that looks SOOOOO good!
Edited on Mon Oct-06-08 10:38 PM by Forkboy
*DROOOOOOOOOL*
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:51 PM
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37. my boyfriend's face just lit up when he saw that
i must admit it looks pretty tasty, but i'd only be able to manage a few bites
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:51 PM
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38. I am both horrified and strangely intrigued. nt
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:55 PM
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39. This culinary abomination is proof that Satan exists and is a chef.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:55 PM
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40. i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
GROSS :puke:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:56 PM
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41. oh come on! it's delicious! only 5,000 calories!
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:16 PM
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44. disgusting
the only thing that could make it worse would be to dip it in chocolate :puke:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:17 PM
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45. okay...you got me there...
that's wretched...
:puke:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:14 AM
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53. Beginning countdown to chocolate-dipped cheese-sandwich burgers...
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 10:58 PM
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42. Damn. They forgot the bacon.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:17 PM
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46. well this is the "diet" version of it
see the healthy tomato! :rofl:
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:07 AM
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51. Oh yeah,
I guess I got carried away with all the cheese and meat.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:22 PM
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47. What a great idea! Once in a while won't kill you. n/t
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margotb822 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:27 PM
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48. At least there's a tomato on top
I guess it hits most of the food groups then!
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 11:59 PM
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50. Okay, I'm not exactly svelte, but I wouldn't eat that
It should come with the phone number of a good cardiologist.

I loves me a good cheeseburger, but sheeeeesh. :scared:
Julie
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:11 AM
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52. If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
It think I'd try that ONCE in my life.

Then I'd go to the hospital for observation.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:19 AM
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55. Looks a little too pink to me.
But it sounds good. :shrug:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:22 AM
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56. I'll take the quadruple bypass for $1000, Alex
What are clogged arteries?

That looks perfectly yummy, though.
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:35 AM
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57. Does that come in Moose?
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