Dane Cook didn't scoop the poop.

[AlCzervik]

Comedian Dane Cook has been evicted from his Los Angeles apartment after he lost his appeal against a lawsuit from his landlord.

The Good Luck Chuck star was hit with legal action alleging he allowed his pet dog to defecate on the land surrounding his West Hollywood home.

The lawsuit, filed in April of this year, claimed the funnyman had ignored three warnings from the building's owner about his chihuahua's dog pooh.

Cook returned to court last week to appeal the case, after he was slapped with an eviction notice by the Los Angeles sheriff's department.

In his defence, Cook claimed eviction would cause him "emotional hardship".

But the unnamed landlord has won the dispute, citing a swarm of complaints from neighbors that the dog, named Beast, is leaving his mess in the common areas of the apartment block.

According to the New York Post, Cook has just purchased a $7 million home in the Hollywood Hills to move into.

Because you really, really wanted to hear about Dane Cook

[MrCoffee]

1. Dane Cook has a chihuahua?

Just when you think he's reached maximum toolness, he surprises you.

[AlCzervik]

2. and his "emotional hardship" will be smoothed over by his 7 million dollar home.

[RoyGBiv]

18. This makes me happy ...

When I got to that line in the story, I lost all other thoughts except, "Dane Cook has a chihuahua?"

I'm sure I had a look on my face like a dog who just heard a fart.

Anyway ... I'm glad you said it, so I didn't have to.

[Forkboy]

3. "emotional hardship". What a fucking smeghead.

:crazy:

[IndianaJones]

4. Dane Cook would scoop poop if he saw another comedian doing it. nt.

[AlCzervik]

5. Win!

:rofl:

[PittPoliSci]

7. Zing!

Awesome :rofl:

[moriah]

6. He'd do it if girls would act like they'd sleep with him for doing it.

I can't quite call *his* usual roles "acting", but I'm not going to malign the one or two female costars/extras with some talent that might have worked with him in the past.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. If only they would evict him from the stage.

[arcadian]

9. His act is an emotional hardship.

Can I sue Dane Kook?

[GOPisEvil]

10. I thought it was the shit that comes out of his mouth.

He actually has a dog? Huh. Go figure.

[Symarip]

11. Evicted?

He should be fucking sent to a desert island after making that shitfest, My Bestfriends Girlfriend.

FUCK YOU, DANE. You make Seinfeld look like George Carlin.

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. I'll take it that teh Lounge holds Dane Cook only in slightly higher regard than CarrotTop.

[Hawkeye-X]

13. Hell, I think Dax Shepard was funnier than Dane Cook

in Employee of the Month..

Dane Cook sucks.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. You're right; Dax did a better job in that film.

[elshiva]

15. Who else here has seen "Good Luck Chuck?"

If you have, this should come as no surprise. Dane Cook is one of the leading producers of dogshit.

[Danger Mouse]

16. Dane Cook can eat Sean Hannity's massive farting shit.

[elshiva]

19. Ewww!

I agree but ICK! :vomit: :vomit:

[Initech]

17. Funny considering he's a huge provider of it.