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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:51 AM
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Would someone just g'damn spank me?
What's a woman gotta do to get a little discipline around here, huh???
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:53 AM
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1. Hmm...should I....?
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:55 AM
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3. I don't know. Should you?
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:57 AM
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5. Yeah, probably.
:spank:
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:53 AM
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2. Come on over...
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:56 AM
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4. Dear Drunken Irishman,
I am drunk, and therefore won't be able to find my way to Ireland.

Sincerley,

WRITER.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 03:06 AM
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17. You're in luck, I'm in America. ;)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:58 AM
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6. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
YES INDEED
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:58 AM
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7. AND IT CAPS IT'S ALL THE MORE BAD-ASSIER!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:59 AM
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8. Well, I could stay a *bit* longer




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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 01:01 AM
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11. What'sa matter. Did your antenna pick up something?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 01:12 AM
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13. This old thing?




It only gets Radio Free Camelot, and all they play is cabaret. x(



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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 09:24 AM
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20. Oh, you mean our grail-shaped beacon!
:rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:59 AM
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9. As you wish
:spank:



"Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:59 AM
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10. Write more than one word in a previous post?
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 01:02 AM
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12. Yeah... "Fuck it." was too long.
I should have just typed "it." THat would have wowed 'em.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 01:18 AM
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14. Dammit.
I would hope to be first in line, but you are a popular woman.

:spank:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 01:38 AM
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15. I'll put you on the same cycle with Rev-Acts
:spank:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 02:08 AM
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16. assume the position.
ASSUME THE POSITION!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 04:36 AM
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18. Missionary?
:P
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 05:20 AM
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19. If you're OK being spanked by a woman,
I have a lot of stress to work out. Let me know!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 09:28 AM
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21. Okey-dokey!
:spank: :evilgrin:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 09:30 AM
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22. This going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you
:evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 09:48 AM
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23. Spanked & Recommended!
:woohoo:
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