I think I am going to start my own religion

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. Have to develop a language in which I and only I can talk to god.

2. Have to some how convince God to reconfirm all my beliefs and existing prejudice (ha!ha! straight white fratboys..just watch out)

3. Get over fear of public speaking

4. write a book to document the one true god and his wishes for us


What else do i have to do in order to make my religion atleast as popular as the scientologists?

[Nye Bevan]

1. 5. must leave work 2 hours before sundown every Friday

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. at first my worshippers will be required to work hard

but afterwards when we become an established religion we are going to be required by our religious tenets to have tjree day weekends