I just threw a cackling Chuggo-loving harpie terrorist food bomber out of school

[DS1]

You can damn bank on me getting a promotion. They might even give me bullets!

[TZ]

1. Hey now....

Midlo does NOT cackle....:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. That's it.

(looks up DS1's phone number to post)

[DS1]

3. Law Enforcement Officials have a right to privacy, too

[TZ]

4. Conference call with DS1 in 15 minutes!!!

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

5. You sir, are a True American Hero (used with the express written consent of the RNC)

:patriot:

[DS1]

6. Recommend this thread for Country First!

[MrCoffee]

7. You're The Mavrick

[underpants]

8. Did she smell of wine?

at lunchtime?

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Nice one.

Idiot.

:eyes:

[JVS]

9. c'mon fucking guy!

[PVnRT]

11. I got nothin' funny to say. That's how I'm weak.

[DS1]

12. I took away her taco, to show how I'm meek

[MrCoffee]

13. Points for rhyming, and double points for perversion.

[XemaSab]

14. I wear women's hose, that makes me sleek

[PVnRT]

15. I cook really fancy, that's why I use leek

[Midlodemocrat]

16. I think you're a douche, no, I think you're a geek.

[DS1]

17. I'll show up at your doorstep, swingin my meat