Marx Marx Marx Marx...

[Writer]

Marxity Marx Marx Marx.

Marx Marx Marx Marx

Marxity Marx Marx Marx

Mickey Marx (Mickey Marx!) Mickey Marx

M-I-C-K-E-Y

MMM-AAA-RRRR-XXXX!

[otherlander]

1. Fromm!

:woohoo: :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. ...

[elshiva]

3. Viaduct?

Vi not a chicken? ;)

buffy/

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Don't be so inquisitive, Jamison

:P

[elshiva]

6. That's a horse pill, Doctor.

Don't put it down, the last patient who took that pill, won the Kentucky Derby.

;)


buffy/

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Well, art is art, isn't it?

Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.



Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

[elshiva]

8. What has a big black mustache, smokes a big black cigar

and is a big pain in the neck? ;)

buffy/

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Peaaaanuuuuuuuuuuts

to you.



:P

[elshiva]

10. ICE CREAM GET YOU TUTTSI FRUTTSI ICE CREAM!

Chico: "Psst I got soma ting hot for you."
Groucho (eyeing the ice cream cart): "No thanks, I don't like hot ice cream."
;)

buffy/

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. And now, on with the opera

Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons and necking in the parlor.

[elshiva]

13. "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME!"

Remember when they get the orchestra to play that at the opera?

buffy

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Nuh-uh

Oh, wait — were they playing pantomime ball on the stage?



I do remember Harpo playing it in that "I Love Lucy" episode.

[elshiva]

17. The orchestra in the pit was playing.

Then the Marx brothers changed the sheet music and everyone suddenly played "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

Yes, they were playing catch during the song. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Yeah, I remember now

The only bits I really remember from "A Night at the Opera" are the one with Groucho and Chico going over the contract and, of course, that crowded stateroom. :D

[elshiva]

20. That's the sanity clause.

There ain't no Sanity Clause. :)


buffy/

[kentauros]

16. "Sir, you try my patience!"

(Groucho) "I don't mind if I do. You must come over and try mine sometime!"

(mp3 - 3.9mb)

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Lucy and Harpo Marx....brilliant

http://www.youtube.com/v/gHRzyOttJS0&hl=en&fs=1

[ghostsofgiants]

12. "Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho." - Jean Luc Godard

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Also: What the fuck?

[elshiva]

19. ALL HAIL MARX AND LENNON!

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. I loved it when they teamed up for

"I'm Against It."



:D

[elshiva]

22. From the moment you commenced it

I'm against it.

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Like Shakespeare said to Nathan Hale

"I always get my man."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PY7N4iRgLQ

[elshiva]

24. When chewing gum is chewed

the chewer is pursued... (Duck Soup)

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. If any form of pleasure is exhibited

Report to me and it will be prohibited

I'll put my foot down, so shall it be

This is the land of the free!



:patriot:

[elshiva]

26. Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land of the Free!

Margaret Dumont: This is a gala day for you.

Groucho: A gal a day is about all I can handle.

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. I can hardly stand to hear her talk

It's like her tonsils were always on Vibrate.

[elshiva]

29. Oh I loved Margaret Dumont.

I love large ladies who speak their minds. She was perfect for Groucho.

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Oh, yeah, she was the perfect straight woman

I just can't stand her voice.

[elshiva]

31. It's suppose to be annoying, though.

She was one stuck up woman. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. In real life, too

I've heard Groucho say she didn't get the double-entendre jokes. :crazy:

[elshiva]

33. I was with him until the end, I held him

So it was murder? ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money?

Answer the second question foist.

[elshiva]

35. Oh Rufus, Rufus!

Yes, all I can offer you is a little Rufus over your head. :)

buffy/

[Adsos Letter]

27. Puritans, Puritans, Puritans, Puritans, Puritans, Puritans, Puritans...

How 'bout if we trade for awhile...