I am Sarah Palin. Ask me anything.

[elshiva]

:hi:

buffy/

[sasquatch]

1. What did your daughter's sex education involve?

:hi:

[elshiva]

12. Abstinence only and it worked.

;)

buffy/

[NightWatcher]

2. what's this I keep hearing about a Moose knuckle?

[elshiva]

13. Moose knuckles are tasty treats.

:)

buffy/

[Aristus]

3. What's with the beehive hairdo anyway?

Just because you are 44 years old doesn't mean your hairstyle has to be...

[elshiva]

14. My haircut is as stylish

as the rest of me. ;)

buffy/

[Kutjara]

4. What's the best helicopter to use for slaughtering wildlife? n/t

[elshiva]

15. Better to kill on the ground.

buffy/

[Solon]

5. If you are Sarah, then why didn't you stop by my house the other day when you were in town?

Dammit, now I'm pissed at you Sarah! :P

[elshiva]

6. Now, Mr. Solon.

Aren't you a Demoncrat? ;)

buffy/

[elshiva]

8. trip server

[elshiva]

9. trip server

[rurallib]

7. flannel jammies or nude?

[elshiva]

17. Flannel.

Even while I was conceiving my children, I wore flannel.

[rurallib]

10. flannel jammies or nude?

[edbermac]

11. Could I get some ketchup with my order of fries?

You'll be hearing that line often in a few months, honey.

[elshiva]

18. Here are your fries:

Eat up or leave the freakin' country, you librul commie:

[Sebastian Doyle]

16. Why did you shoot Rudolph?

How the Hell is Santa supposed to fly in a heavy snowstorm with no red-nosed reindeer leading the team :(

[elshiva]

21. Rudolph killed Baby Jesus.

[Sebastian Doyle]

23. I thought you fundies blamed that on the Jews?

Did they officially change the policy? :shrug:

[elshiva]

25. No, Rudolph killed the Christmas Jesus.

Da Joos killed the Easter Jesus. :sarcasm:

[Zookeeper]

19. Which shotgun have you selected for your daughter's wedding?

[elshiva]

22. This one:

[Zookeeper]

27. Ohhh. Tastefully petite and ladylike! n/t

[Tikki]

20. Are you going to make that Levis' kid sign...

a pre-nup...and who are you going to have fired if that kid cheats on your
daughter?

Tikki

[JI7]

24. why did you cut funding for teen moms ?

[elshiva]

26. If you can't keep it in your pants,

you got to pay the penalty. :sarcasm:

[Wapsie B]

28. What did you do with the sex tapes you made in college?

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

32. Sorry didn't hear the question.

[TrogL]

29. Who was your fashion photographer in the 1980's

[Monk06]

30. Is a camel toe a hot look or a fashion faux pas ??

[elshiva]

31. I prefer to call it

moose toe. ;)


buffy/

[Monk06]

33. Kinky .......

[elshiva]

34. I have an ash tray made of that.

[Monk06]

35. I'm not surprised.

They are readily available



Do you have the shower brush too ??

[elshiva]

36. I do have the shower brush.

I also have a tooth brush made from the heart of Bambi.

[Monk06]

37. Ok you gotta show me the heart o bambi toothbrush. I provided pics so it's only fair.

Meanwhile here's a kangaroo scrotum coin purse
for your enjoyment

[elshiva]

38. I am not free to disclose the picture at this time.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, you liberal commie Canuck. :sarcasm:

[Monk06]

40. Well I don't have a pipe cause my doctor said I can't smoke but

I do have Walter and the Dude action figures

[Breeze54]

39. How do you live with yourself? Do you ever sleep?

:(

[elshiva]

42. I sleep very well, when

I am not conceiving my children.

[elshiva]

43. Dupe Server

[jeff30997]

50. Dupe Server?

Now that's what I call service!

[Tabasco_Dave]

41. Have you ever had sex with Ted Nugent?

You both like guns and shooting innocent animals, you have a lot in common.

[elshiva]

44. Yes, we fucked like bunnies after

killing rabbits and skinning them with our teeth.

[elshiva]

45. DUPE!

[elshiva]

47. DUPE

[elshiva]

48. DUPE

[elshiva]

49. DUPE

Seriously, my server is being mean tonight. :(

[Lil Missy]

46. Why do you hate America?

[elshiva]

51. I love Amurica

It's you dang libruls who hate Amurica. :sarcasm:

[elshiva]

52. DAMN SERVER!

LET ME POST! :grr:

[elshiva]

53. ARRRRRGGGGGH!

ALIENS!

[pokerfan]

54. Why are you a book burner, you Nazi cow?

Why do you want creationism taught in public schools?

[elshiva]

55. Harry Potter is of Satan.

Creationist is da trewth, it's in da Bibul, morans.

[pokerfan]

56. Does abstinence -only sex-ed work?

Any examples?

[elshiva]

57. Yes, of course it works.

Just look at my young'uns. :)

[elshiva]

58. Server problems

[elshiva]

59. Server problems

[jakefrep]

60. What is the best way to serve moose?

[elshiva]

61. Grill it and put it

in a bun, like a hamburger. mmmm :9

[elshiva]

62. Grill it and put it

in a bun, like a hamburger. mmmm :9

[elshiva]

63. Grill it and put it

in a bun, like a hamburger. mmmm :9

[elshiva]

64. Grill it and put it

in a bun, like a hamburger. mmmm :9