"mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them"

[HamdenRice]

Right now there is a post in GD:P that has this surreal subject line and no content. So, this has become one of those surreal posts that people add non sequiturs to.

It's funny, but it got me thinking. Could you deliberately write a better cryptic, nonsense subject line with no text? If so, put it here.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Once my friend Max, ate a worm.

[TrogL]

2. The original was in GD:P but appears to be hidden

I can post to it, but it doesn't show up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6739759

[HamdenRice]

4. eeerrriieee

probably means it's about to get moved or locked

[flvegan]

3. If it's going to be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Let's join the free world:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=103&topic_id=325843

This could have been just as good as the "mainly because..." thread, but it got lockified.

[Boojatta]

6. Link

DU Lounge thread

[ElboRuum]

7. On the other hand, he really did smell a bit and lacked forelimbs so the night wasn't a total loss.

[Shakespeare]

8. That GDP thread needs to go into the DU Hall of Awesome Threads.

'Cause that's fucking FUNNY.

[Left Is Write]

9. Because by the time it forms a crust, it's too late to see the doctor.