Here's a pic of my package for all you hot DU women to check out

[taterguy]

[redqueen]

1. What about us not-hot women?

Huh?

What about US?!

x(

[taterguy]

2. Who says you're not hot?

[redqueen]

9. Everyone who NEVER ever ever hits on me!

x(



I'm not bitter though. :P

[taterguy]

10. You never ran into me at a bar when I was single

And how many men who don't hit on you are thinking:

She's so hot I wouldn't stand a chance with her

[redqueen]

13. Ah bars don't count...

those guys are just desperate and only looking for 'action'.

[taterguy]

14. Honestly, it depends on the bar

Most of my bar time was spent enjoying live music.

'Action' was never my goal and rarely happened anyway.

But yes, I was generally desperate.

[redqueen]

15. Yeah...

I was hardly ever even hit on in the tawdry bars / clubs... 'cept by drunks or psychos (the kind that follow you around and scare you). Now I don't go to those anymore so nope... never ever get hit on. Grr!

Bleah I hate thinkin about it. :P

[billyoc]

11. One word:

Australia.

:hide:

[Taverner]

12. Wha?

I've seen the pictures

You're hot

Sorry, that's not something you can get out of.

[Dora]

3. Why would I be interested in your brain warteries, budget or not?

[skygazer]

4. Wow

Check out the bulge. :wow:

[Frosty1]

5. Your package was made in China?

Does that mean an hour later ...oh.... never mind:hide:

[taterguy]

6. Only if you eat it

[helderheid]

7. Dude, that is TAWDRY!

:P

[taterguy]

8. Tawdry is as tawdry does