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Drunken Irishman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:14 PM Original message |
Worst obituary ever written? |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. Hmph. |
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Drunken Irishman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. haha, it's crazy funny. |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
28. Yep - and completely believable. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
3. There are some cold comments in there. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. You would think this woman was pure evil....none of my business, but |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:31 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. It sounds like the whole family became so fractured they can't even meet at their mother's funeral. |
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Whisp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 11:46 PM Response to Reply #3 |
41. omg! cali's real name is karl morgan? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
6. WOW. I just emailed this out to my friends and family |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
7. Good God. The sad part is that I'll bet there are MANY people about whom their family would want |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
8. It's obvious that at least one of her children is a cold, vindictive person. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:34 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Sounds like something my crazy sister would write |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:00 PM Response to Reply #10 |
22. You want someone to keep her away when the time comes? |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:06 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Sure thing, pardner... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:08 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. If I can make it sure. |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:47 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. She must have really hurt them for them to write that, eh? |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 06:34 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. I hope so. |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 06:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Yeah, I am gonna assume this was an exercise in much needed catharsis |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
9. Hey, but she had nine kids, so at least she didn't short her husband on nookie, yes? |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:18 PM Response to Reply #9 |
26. That's what I thought...Somebody found her okay to be around. nt |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. At least it's honest |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:56 PM Response to Reply #11 |
30. Maybe, maybe not |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 09:08 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. All of which is the only reason necessary |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
12. i wonder if they saved it up until after she died or they actually said this stuff to her face. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Would you? |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
14. Ouch. |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
16. Wrost in what way? |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
17. Not necessarily the worst, but certainly the most honest. |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
20. Strange, odd, bizarre all come to mind. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
21. I hope she didn't leave them any money. |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
23. Many families are like this. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
27. That obit says a lot more about the person who wrote it than the deceased. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 07:52 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. I'm betting it's Mitzi. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 08:22 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Probably. Still pissed that she got stuck with the stupid name. |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
31. Obviously this woman |
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npk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
33. That is horrible |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
34. Dolores "made no contribution to society" huh? |
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npk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 08:52 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. She obviously contributed to him being a jackass |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
37. I once was asked to do a funeral for a guy who was so disliked no other pastor |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
38. Wow... that's sad. |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
39. I will have to save this one to use later... |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
40. I read one once here in Detroit that was headlined: |
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Whisp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 11:50 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. a disgruntled employee/typesetter inserted this in an obit |
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