I've got a date tonight with a vacuum cleaner

[RetroLounge]

Have to clean my entire apartment tonight.

Does that suck or what?

RL

[IndianaJones]

1. its gotta be better than what you usually get. nt.

[RetroLounge]

4. You have no idea...

EOM

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Oh...

that's not what I thought you meant. :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

5. Pev

:rofl:

RL

[mwdem]

3. Whoa, I thought you were getting really hard up!

...did I say hard?:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

6. You did...

:9

RL

[mwdem]

7. I'm bad..

really bad. I need to be punished.:P

[RetroLounge]

8. Arrangements can be made for that...

:evilgrin:

RL

[mwdem]

9. I really need to come out your way to "browse your bookstore"

if you know what I mean...

[RetroLounge]

10. Yup!

:D

RL

[mwdem]

11. ..only there might be a couple of people not so fine with that!

MAP, and my SO, but it's all fun!

[RetroLounge]

13. We'll bring them all with...

:rofl:

RL

[mwdem]

16. If I'm out your way, I'll definitely look you up!

You are crazy!!! I do have friends in Chi-town, and I've been in your area, so, beware!!:evilgrin:

[Rhythm]

12. I'm doing that tonight and tomorrow...

I have to work on Sunday, and then the semester starts for Oktoberain and i on Monday.
I figure i should get stuff done at least a little bit ahead, ya know?! :shrug:

[RetroLounge]

15. With the kids and the store

I've been doing a little everyday.

But it's not like miss pie expects to see a perfect apartment tomorrow.

I am a guy after all... :9

:hi:

RL

[Rhythm]

27. Aww... is MAP going to be there tomorrow?

See, i never hear the juicy gossip first...

Y'all have fun, and give her a hug from Oktoberain and me. :hug:

[RetroLounge]

28. She'll be here for a few days...

I'll be sure to give her that hug!

:hug:

RL

[Fran Kubelik]

14. That sounds potentially painful

be careful out there. :patriot:

[RetroLounge]

18. hee...

Depend on the vacuum cleaner attachment...

:hi:

RL

[sniffa]

20. It depends on the size of the hose

:o

[RetroLounge]

22. Size Queen

:hide:

RL

[NJmaverick]

17. When a man says they have a date with a vacuum cleaner....

just be careful:dilemma:

[RetroLounge]

23. Use protection?

:shrug:

RL

[NJmaverick]

25. For some reason this strory came to mind

http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html

[RetroLounge]

29. OUCH

RL

[sniffa]

19. Electrolux was my first love

Ah, memories.

[RetroLounge]

21. Damn.

Those old cannister vacs are HAWT...

:hi:

RL

[kentauros]

24. Just don't suck all of your hair up into it!

:P

(referencing another DUer's post about doing the same ;))

[Guava Jelly]

26. Be careful

Those can cause bruising around the hoo ha..

[RetroLounge]

30. Thus speaks the voice of experience...

:rofl:

RL

[The Straight Story]

31. I just checked to see if the wife was still home

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

32. OMG!

:rofl:

:spray:

RL

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[CreekDog]

34. what a relief, you are actually using it to vacuum

:rofl:

of course, this being the lounge, i'm only the 25th person to bring this up. :eyes:

[krispos42]

35. Oooo... be careful there

Wouldn't want to hurt yourself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-CadS331Bo



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