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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:12 AM Original message |
How do I make friends? |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
1. Taking regular showers is a good first step. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:14 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Don't smell. |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:17 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Also, keep you genitals under clothing until you are asked to produce them. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:21 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I think I have different picnic equipment than you think I have. |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:25 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. No matter the genitals... |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:30 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Okay, okay, so say there's this guy... |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:33 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. First, you have to ask yourself if this is the type of friend you want. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:42 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. But I don't HAVE junk! |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
3. You would be asking the wrong person if you asked me |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:16 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Do you have a hard time making friends, too? |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:20 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Not really, surprisingly... |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:22 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Ohhhh. If it's online life that troubles you, then I think that's not much trouble at all. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:25 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. There is something you have to understand about people: |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:29 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Ohhhh I have learned that lesson twenty-fold. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:33 AM Response to Original message |
13. What building materials do you have? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:43 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. We have a table saw, a jointer AND a planer... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
17. I've found paying them sometimes works |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:47 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Wow... a quarter? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:51 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I've got one o' these someplace |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:53 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Oh! I could use one of those. May I borrow it? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:01 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Yeah |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:03 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Okay, friend-o, thanks for the machine! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:07 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Keep it as long as you want |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:01 AM Response to Original message |
21. I'm a big fan of the Frankenstein method. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:05 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Okay... so... |
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