All you DU comedians: Russian troops invade Georgia.

[edbermac]

This calls for a new 'Bush Brazillion' joke.

Get to it!

[KamaAina]

1. McCombover is wondering whether the Czechoslovaks will follow

into Metro Atlanta. :P

[UTUSN]

2. We're 'MURicans!1 We don't need no STEENKING furriner NEWS!1 n/t

[liberaltrucker]

3. Finally, urban renewal in Atlanta!!!!

:rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

4. In Soviet Union, Georgia invades Russia

[many a good man]

5. Bush and Putin were sitting together in the bird's nest in Beijing

Putin leans over and tells bush, "we've just invaded Georgia."

Bush replies, "You kin have Atlanta, just leave us Forsythe County! Kin I be Prime Minister? I always wanted to be a man of the cloth."

[bridgit]

6. BREAKING: Russian troops invade Georgia only to discover there are no peaces there

[Adsos Letter]

7. Are they singing "Gonna' Hang Jeff Davis From A Sour Apple Tree?"

...just curious...

[liberaltrucker]

8. The Alabama Defense Force stands ready on I 20

News reports from Atlanta say the Russian and Czechoslovak troops are
advancing on Atlanta on two fronts. The first is down I 85 from Greenville, SC
site of a BMW automobile factory. Second is from Savannah up I 16 and I 75.
Apparently, the US Department on Homeland Security didn't bother to secure
our seaports.

That leaves it up to the Alabama Defense Force to save the day. Gov Riley has
ordered the Georgia border sealed. No one enters or leaves Alabama via Georgia.
Tennessee and Florida remain "watched", but not Mississippi, due to the fact
that, well, it's Mississippi.

Major Ima Disaster of the Alabama Defense Force proclaimed: "Them Ruskies
ain't gonna enter our Natio...State"!

President Bush reportedly told Prime Minister Putin in Beijing: "You can have
Atlanta, but I want Clayton County-near the airport in case I gotta high-tail
it to Paraguay".

[pokerfan]

9. First Sherman, now Putin

[underpants]

10. Thank god they didn't have a map that said North Florida

that's all I'm saying

[Radical Activist]

11. New recruits needed for the Texas Air Guard.

[underpants]

12. Hol'it wait WHAT...oh that Georgia (sits back down on couch)

[gmoney]

17. I think that's the new Georgia state flag design

If not, maybe it should be...

[Fearless]

13. See! I told you so! Look what happened when we let go of states rights!

[PurityOfEssence]

14. We want coke and smile

Georgia, Georgia...no peace I find...

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. "Mr. President, Russian troops have entered Tblisi."

"How many is a tblillion?"

[onager]

16. Cancel those Czechs!

Poor old addled McCain probably WOULD say "Czechoslovak" troops. Since "Czechoslovakia" hasn't existed since 1993, when it peacefully split into the the Czech Republic and Slovakia. (a/k/a The Velvet Divorce).

The idea of Czechs helping a Russian invasion is hilarious.

I visited the lovely city of Prague in June of this year, and to say they strongly dislike the Russians is putting it mildly.

Along with forcing Czech schoolkids to learn Russian, some of you may recall a 1968 incident in which Russia extended Fraternal Socialist Greetings to Prague. With several regiments of Warsaw Pact tanks.

Which at least gave the Czechs some use for those Russian-language lessons. The Russian invaders...er, I meant "comrades protecting the Revolution"...were reportedly surprised to hear many Czechs cussing them in quite fluent Russian.

And when in Prague, do not miss the awesome Museum Of Communism. Located above a McDonald's and beside a gambling casino. In case you ever wondered how that whole "historical inevitability" thing turned out.

It was a time of shiny, happy people. The shiniest of all worked in the uranium mines.

http://www.muzeumkomunismu.cz/

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Florida counts the days.

And gets it wrong.

[Doug.Goodall]

19. McCain and Bush confer about what to do if the conflict spills over into North Carolina

McCain releases a statement:
"We can't allow those Russians free run of the western United States!"

[kedrys]

20. Maybe they'll seize and shut down CNN

or better yet, take it over. In any case, it would be more entertaining than what's going on at CNN these days. :P

[yellowcat]

21. Link to Darfur genocide jokes on this site?

I can't remember where it is...