Where will Clark Kent go when all the Phone Booths are gone?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

What will Superman do?

I am worried!

[billyoc]

1. I haven't seen a phone booth in 20 years.

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. See what I mean?

Who will save us?:scared:



:D

[LostInAnomie]

2. Mens' rooms

While he's in there he can make his flight a little lighter too.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. but, that will be so complicated...

Man of the Street, no more. :(

[LostInAnomie]

7. There ain't nothing complicated about changing clothes and taking a shit!

It only gets complicated when you take a shit and HAVE to change your clothes.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. Are the port-a-potties on the street? Will he have to enter

establishments? Will he have to wait to be seated?

Comfort me. I am sore afraid.

[Danger Mouse]

5. Naked. He'll go naked.

fffffffffffff

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. Dude !! His Cape !!

He has to have his cape!! What will we do? We are doomed I tell you.doomed!

[Danger Mouse]

21. It'll be his banana hammock.

To protect his most super of super powers.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. me thinks ...

there is a hole in that theory, somewhere *frowning and scratching chin*

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. UPS Truck

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. I am thinking

maybe. FedEx...matches the cape ;)

[The_Casual_Observer]

11. There always one around, wherever you go, a couple of times a day.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. well, do you think he will go for it?

Is he a slave to tradition?

[The_Casual_Observer]

17. It's a practical matter.It's either that or someplace nobody ever goes into

like a Christan Science reading room, or Long John Silver's.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. or ....maybe ...

I can see Superman hanging with Captain D...right? Can you?

[The_Casual_Observer]

19. You are on to something here

Captain D's still has a phone booth -with extra space- the phone was removed about 7 years ago.

[Robeson]

12. Port-a-potties are everywhere....

...so he'll have many places to blast out of - or in to...:-)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. not QUITE the same as a phone booth

romance is dead. I tell you.

[RushIsRot]

15. He'd best watch out for Larry Craig if he chooses Men's Rooms.

Ol' "Wide Stance" could be lurking there and tapping his foot.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. we need our phone booths back --

This is a tragedy!

[RushIsRot]

22. Agreed, but not likely to happen with the advent of cell phones.

I even have one. DRAT!

[Left Is Write]

20. He'll have to text himself into his superhero outfit.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. he can send a picture, of his uniform, over his cellphone.... and ....then... he can

JUMP into the picture of the uniform, on his cellphone... and... there he goes!!

it could work, right :shrug: maybe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNh23yRiJc

edited for comma placement ;)

[Left Is Write]

24. It could.

He'll just have to add that capability to his superpowers. :D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. no Kyrptonite...

http://www.youtube.com/v/7OGYmVMBoes&hl=en&fs=1

I took a walk around the world to
Ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark
Side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float to the
Dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something
To do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might
Kryptonite

You called me strong, you called me weak
But your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I
Never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head, if
Not for me then you would be dead
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well will you be
There holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my
Superhuman might
Kryptonite

[Left Is Write]

27. "Krypnotite"?

;)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. Now breaking:

Superman can't Spell!

[bridgit]

25. changing his clothes in a Metropcs lobby...

mostly during bizz hrs, so there'll be no crime fighting after 6pm, pass the word :P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. ~

:smoke:

[jobycom]

31. Starbucks. The new phone booth

They are on ever corner, even with closings. They have WiFi hotspots, which are more pay-phoney than pay phones now, anyway. And they are roomier, to accomodate the ever-expanding American girth, which certainly has affected Superman by now.

And he likes his lattes. Little known fact.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

37. but, aren't they closing at a rapid rate

:scared:

Save me Superman!:D

[jobycom]

39. Not rapidly enoug to stop Superman!

[dembotoz]

32. perhaps he will have to come out of the closet

in a manner of speaking

[Tuesday Afternoon]

38. He can't hide in a closet !!

Think of his reputation. His street cred will drop and he will be laughed out of town.

[NV Whino]

33. The men's room

Larry Craig will love it.

[Chan790]

34. Dumpsters.

They're everywhere. Nobody pays attention to them. Perfect.

[Deja Q]

35. Lois Lane's bedroom

After all, he's said to be faster than a speeding bullet...

[sarge43]

36. DU-GD

Excellent possibility of flamers about tightie whities vs. boxers.