Which toothpaste flavor would you prefer?

[Boojatta]

Poll question: Which toothpaste flavor would you prefer?

[MrCoffee]

1. Since there's no "garlic & cayanne" option, i had to vote

dijon mustard

[Boojatta]

3. I considered garlic, but it didn't make the short list.

[RadiationTherapy]

20. I have brushed with cayenne and it works really well.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Cheesecake

New York cheesecake

[mainegreen]

4. Why no seafood options? I would totally dig either Clam n' Chive or Spicy Shrimp.

Hater.

[Boojatta]

17. How about Nori or Wakame? They're from the sea.

[BrotherBuzz]

5. What, no orange flavor to chose from?

Orange flavor agrees with me and someone in my family that squeezes the tube from the middle.

[Boojatta]

6. I considered orange, but lemon and apricot are enough fruit options.

[Captain Angry]

7. Stop eating the toothpaste, young man!

But mom, it's sour cream and onion!

[otherlander]

8. Apricot.

It's the closest to strawberry, which is the flavor I actually use.

[MilesColtrane]

9. What, no giblet gravy flavor?

This is America dammit, that or vienna sausage flavor would be a best seller.

[Wcross]

10. Chocolate! n/t

[SoxFan]

11. Pork & Prune

[Silver Swan]

12. My dentist

has some strange flavors that he offers after digging out my gums.

I always pick traditional mint. Anything else just seems strange.

[GaYellowDawg]

13. WTF, no bacon?!?

Bacon is the food of the gods.

[Boojatta]

15. I seriously considered "pork" as an option.

[TommyO]

18. Bacon was my first thought as well

I think I was influenced by the early preview of Michael Symon's Dinner Impossible (he's taking over the show, now that Robert Irvine has been exposed as a fraud), for an upscale boardwalk desert he did chocolate and almond dipped bacon.

[FloridaJudy]

14. Hazelnut latte

Yeah, I'm one of those*. I can't afford the Prius or the Volvo, but the nearby Dunkin Donuts brews a mean flavored, sugar-free latte.

Tom's of Maine used to have a great clove-flavored toothpaste, but I haven't been able to find it in years.



*PS Got the Birks to prove it.

[Agent William]

16. what no Human Flavor?

jk

[Greyskye]

21. Hufu for you

Tofu that tastes like human flesh. I guess there is a market for it after all - who knew? :shrug:

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2005/09/tofu-that-tastes-like-human-flesh.html

[Rambis]

19. No need

[Greyskye]

22. Shane!

He just keeps getting more handsome as the years wear on.


:rofl:

[Boojatta]

23. Kick for the benefit of those who like authentic antiquities such as this old poll.

[Heidi]

24. Horseradish!

[old mark]

25. Chocolate !

mark

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. I voted lemon but, lime or cucumber might be nice, too.

:D

[Phoonzang]

27. I'm not normally made queasy by things like this but...

some of the options on the poll made my stomach jump. Maybe it's because it's morning and brushing my teeth is such a fresh experience in my mind.