You're all fired. I want better imaginary friends
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:24 PM
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You're all fired. I want better imaginary friends
That is is unless, of course, you can prove to me that you're not a figment of my imagination. And my imagination is quite lively.
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:25 PM
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1. Aw, man. I thought we were going to race Testarossa's one day.
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:30 PM
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As long as you provide a couple of Brazilian hotties from South Beach as shotgun candy.
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:33 PM
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I hope you don't mind if they're of ample breast and lack tanlines.
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:35 PM
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Do they come equipped with thongs?
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:26 PM
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2. I like chocolate milk.
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:33 PM
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5. You know how to exploit my weaknesses
Redqueen and dairy products: The stuff dreams are made of
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:36 PM
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7. I'm one hell of a BBQer. And I'd be happy to share some with you.
And just for you, I'd serve it with a hottie on the side. :)
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:39 PM
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:42 PM
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10. You'll be in heaven, I guarantee it.
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:39 PM
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8. Whatever, bub. You're the imaginary one.
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:43 PM
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11. Between you and me, who's the only one here who has a radio show that you can hear 3 days a week?
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:44 PM
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12. Hoisted by my own imaginary petard
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:47 PM
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13. One amazingly good Frappacino from you and it's all good
And, yes, I'll take it topped with whipped cream
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:49 PM
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14. I only exist in my mind
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:54 PM
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Does that mean that if you fall in the forest it makes you a tree?
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Mon Jun-23-08 04:59 PM
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16. Only if nobody is around to hear or see me fall.
Otherwise I'm a teacup. :silly: :P
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Mon Jun-23-08 05:05 PM
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Mon Jun-23-08 05:18 PM
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18. Dude, you know you're in
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