Man shoots himself while breaking into house, dies

[Oeditpus Rex]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h4d_2ofvhvp_zbKGwgcnXHfbEYqAD91CQCS01



Mr. Darwin... Mr. Darwin, please come to the white courtesy telephone. Mr. Darwin...

[ThomCat]

1. Wow. That totally sucks.

It sucks that he felt the need to break into someone's home. And it sucks that it killed him.

It sucks that he didn't have a better life with better choices and options. :(

[petronius]

2. That's why I always get my gun out before I kick the door in

No fuss, no muss...

[sasquatch]

5. Nice post Rocko

[LeftyMom]

3. You know, if he'd had a gun he could have defended himself from himself.

Oh wait. :eyes:

[sasquatch]

4. You know you do need to start packin' heat if you're going to hang with Midlo

I would advise a Glock. Austrian made, lightweight, and economicly sound.
:D

[krispos42]

6. Naw, a skeet shotgun instead

She can whip those empty Franzia boxes fast and hard. You need something light, like a 28-gauge double with a bandolier of shells!






I'm gonna go hide now before Midlo throws a FULL Franzia box at me!

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. When guns are outlawed

only outlaws will accidentally shoot themselves in the stomach and die.



And let's not even drag Claudine Longet into this.

[krispos42]

7. Well, he only managed to shoot himself ONCE

This genius managed to do it TWICE!

Of course, he lived, but I imagine his twigs and berries were turned into splinters and jelly.

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Groin
Posted: April 13, 2008 07:25 PM CDT
Updated: April 13, 2008 07:25 PM CDT

YAKIMA, Wash. -- A 20-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the groin early Sunday morning. It happened on the 700 block of North 24th avenue.

Police say the man was trying to conceal a double barrel shotgun in the front of his pants and accidentally fired it two times.

The gun was found at the home where the shooting took place. They also found a second stolen firearm.

Hospital staff says his injuries are not life-threatening.

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http://www.kndo.com/Global/story.asp?S=8160319&nav=menu484_2_7

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.

[MrSlayer]

8. Trying to keep a sawdie in your pants is not a great idea.

He probably wishes he had killed himself.