Something Eddie Murphy Will Never Say

[Yavin4]

"No, a million times, NO! I won't do that movie. That script sucks!!"

[Lautremont]

1. "I'd like to thank the Academy..."

"Makeup? No thanks, I'm allergic."

[Carnea]

8. He should have one for Dreamgirls... I think the Norbit ads sunk him.

An as an complete aside am I the only person who hates Jennifer Hudson's acting with every fiber of my body?

[insanity]

2. homeboy made Beverly Hills Cop

I refuse to fault him for anything.

[Yavin4]

3. Then He Made Beverly Hills Cop II

Beverly Hills Cop III
Pluto Nash
Daddy Daycare
Dr Doolittle and Dr. Doolittle II
Norbit

[insanity]

4. erroneous

He will always be a gift to cinematic history for his Beverly Hills Cop laugh and the theme song (which is called the Axel F).

[ghostsofgiants]

7. He ain't fallin' for no banana in his tail pipe.

[arcadian]

5. "All you prostitutes! Pack up and get out of my house!"

[AlCzervik]

6. "Shakespeare in the park, sign me up!"

[Danger Mouse]

9. "This script is beneath me. Completely childish. Are you trying to insult me?'

[Orrex]

10. "Could you give me some relationship advice, Charlie Sheen?"

Of course, no one would ever say that.