I find the latest Mariah Carey lyrics very disturbing.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Okay, strike that. I find anything concerning Mariah Carey, especially her songs, very disturbing. But this is extraordinarly disturbing, beyond the norm.

From her latest single, (**ahem**)....."Touch My Body"....(yes, that is the name of the song):



'Cuz if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cuz they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview



Okay, first of all...."I will hunt you down"? Tell me that just isn't creepy. Apparently, and I was not aware of this, but Mariah Carey has murderous tendencies. Good to know.

Secondly, "Cuz they be all up in my business/Like a Wendy interview". Okay, WTF does that mean? Seriously? What is a "Wendy interview"? Does she mean "Wendy's interview"? As in the fact Mariah Carey would be performing a much better service to the world had she worked the counter at Wendy's instead of singing her crappy songs? Is Mariah Carey mercifully thinking of a career change?

Okay, that is all.