"Fiddling while Rome burned," "Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic"...

[Robb]

Anyone have any other great phrases like this? The sentiment's been running through my mind lately.

[Ptah]

1. Hold my beer and watch this. n/t

[Robeson]

2. Of course I do, "does a fat baby fart?"

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. We'll burn that bridge when we get there

I like to mangle them a bit - like fiddling while rearranging the deck chairs.

[Inchworm]

4. First they ignore you- then they laugh at you- then they fight you- then you win.

Ghandi

:hi:

[harmonicon]

5. yeah, here's one:

"president Bush"

[liberaltrucker]

6. The Clinton campaign?

Oops, sorry. Wrong forum.

:blush:

[NightWatcher]

7. Putting lipstick on a pig. Polishing a turd....not the same but maybe related

my fav (unrelated is) "climb down off your cross, use the wood to build a bridge and get over it"

there is also

Screwing the pooch

[petronius]

8. "Pissing on a forest fire." "Closing the barn door after the horse has bolted."

[Robb]

10. Both spot on! nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. 'Shooting ducks with a rake'

[Robb]

11. What-what??

:rofl: I love this one. :)

[madinmaryland]

12. "How much is a brazilian?"

:hide:

[av8rdave]

13. A few...

Pissing up a rope

Pushing string

Stomping the ants while the elephants stampede

Herding cats

Discussing with right wingers

[PVnRT]

14. I've heard "Polishing brass on the Titanic"