What's the difference between a $500 and a $5000 prostitute?

[Sanity Claws]

I wish this was the start of a dumb joke but it's not. What makes a prostitute worth $5000 an hour, rather than $500 or $2500?
Is it beauty? Is it a willingness to do certain things and if so, what are those things? :shrug:

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. About $4500.

First!

[Dave_Fl_50]

2. 0 literally

[flvegan]

3. Hire me one of each, and I'll give you a full report.

[sasquatch]

7. We want visuall evidence

[mikeytherat]

4. I would have thought "for discretion," but I would have been wrong.

mikey_the_rat

[MrScorpio]

5. If you have to ask..

You can't afford the one for $5000

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. From what I understand

a higher rate generally buys a greater level of sophistication, or something like that. If you pay four figures for the services of a "call girl," you generally have some assurance that you can take her to a five-star restaurant and not only will she not embarrass you by asking if they have buffalo wings, she can order in the appropriate language.

Also, I believe a higher rate affords the client greater security. Supposedly, the "high-class" agencies never reveal their client lists.

[siligut]

9. Don't ask me how I know, but

This is true, and then there is the stuff. The higher the price the more training in the art of satisfaction.

[Raven]

8. A Harvard degree?

[Deja Q]

10. 90 minutes

[KitchenWitch]

11. The $5000 one is less desperate?

don't know.

[LaurenG]

12. Um he/she ...

smells good?

Designer pecks/boobs?

Tighter abs/backside?

Spends the night?

I don't know either. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Level of refinement, elegance, disease-freeness, clothing style, education, and class.

For a few hundred, you can get the spandex-wearer who thinks chewing gum is foreplay and who caters to guys who think drinking Budweiser from a spittoon is classy.

For $5,000, you will get a woman dressed in beautiful clothes, with good posture, more than likely disease-free, who likely has a college education and carry on a proper conversation, speaks a few languages, and would know to order Veuve Cliquot instead of Hamms, and drink it out of a dress shoe, if need be, instead of throw it up in a duct-taped Winnebago.

The $5,000 one will also know more erotica and finesse of sexuality, flirtation, and sexual provication, instead of the ham-fisted fore-playless "fuck me fuck me fuck me!" cheap-motel stinky body inelegant "Let's get this over with" humping of the less refined demographic.

[NewJeffCT]

16. I guess I'm out of it

I thought the 2nd type you describe - the "fuck me" cheap motel ones - are the ones that get like $50 or $100, or maybe $200.

The $500 were a step up from that.

[DarkTirade]

14. Sex is cheap.

What you're paying for with that much has more to do with companionship than sex.

Something most people, even desperately horny people, don't even realize is worth it until they have a chance to get it.

A 5000 dollar prostitute is one who'll take you to a nice hotel room and have a glass of wine with you and give you a back massage and listen to you talk about your problems and then have sex with you.

Whereas a 500 dollar one will take you to a decent hotel room and let you have your way with her.

Or so I've heard.

Still, while I've got nothing against prostitution as far as 'morals' and crap go, I personally find it rather hollow and silly and I don't plan on ever partaking in such a thing. Sex should be with someone I want to have sex with and vice versa. And companionship should be with people whose company I enjoy, and vice versa. Just my personal opinion.

[billyskank]

15. I suppose it is to my credit that I haven't the faintest idea, right?

[DS1]

17. I would imagine, based on what I've seen on tv, that the real threshold is- 50 bucks to 500 bucks

if it's under 50, it's a suck fuck and get the fuck out
over 500, and it's a night out with whatever you want afterwards

[Bucky]

18. I imagine it's the discretion the clientele expects (not counting FBI wiretaps)

Shit, for 5 grand she better wax my floor when she's through.