You don't have to calll me

[Thurston Howell III]

Johnson.

Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson

[crim son]

1. You've racked up what - 136 posts since March 1st?

I call you The Master. :) What've you been posting about?

[KitchenWitch]

2. TH3 is a lot like Seinfeld... much ado about nothing...

:rofl:

I keed, I keed.

[crim son]

4. You are an evil woman w/out a conscience.

BTW,I'm VERY happy to hear about your daughter, KW. :hug: We had a scare over here too, and I empathize.

[KitchenWitch]

6. LOL

Not the first time I have heard that!

:rofl:

I need a month long cruise after this last go-round.

[crim son]

10. Me too.

I'm ready to run away. I was totally set to run away! But Fate intervened & no doubt there's a good reason.

Hugs to you, KitchenWitch. :hug:

[Thurston Howell III]

3. 45 Posts a day. I work at home.

Just stuff in GDP.

[crim son]

5. I'd do a search to try to understand you

but that'll have to wait until tomorrow. Tonight, bullshit only. Welcome to DU! Oh, no BS there.

[Heidi]

8. !

:hug:

:hug:

P.S. :hi:

[crim son]

11. Hello my Lovely.

Yes, I'm back. I acknowledged my weakness on Saturday... or was it Sunday? and am posting again. Thank the Deity you all are a tolerant bunch.

:hug: :loveya: :pals: :hug: :hi:

:7

[KitchenWitch]

12. We like you!

:hug:

[crim son]

17. Thank you KW.

I'm really a nice girl though I tend to fly off the handle. I imagine you and me, we'd get along quite well!

[Heidi]

13. I missed that thread, I guess.

It wouldn't have made any difference to me, anyhow, cuz I :loveya: no matter what.

:* <-- Big coffee-breathed gf smooch from southern Switzerland! :rofl: :spray:

:hug: :hug: :pals:

[crim son]

18. You always make my...

grotesquely early morning. You know that? :loveya: I take your coffee-breath and raise you garlic-artichoke hummus with pesto slathered on flatbread. :bounce: :hug: :hug:

[Heidi]

20. Stop making me hungry!!!!!!!!!

You are EVIL! Evil, I tell ya! :hug:

P.S. Guess what came in my birthday box last week from my mama!!!! Among other things: BBQ Fritoes, German chocolate cake mixes and Ready To Serve Coconut Pecan Frosting, butterscotch pudding mix, instant Dream Whip (yeah, I know, I know) . . . :evilgrin:

[crim son]

21. Can your mama be my mama?

Here in Maine we have Little Debbie cupcakes and not much else! Seriously... no salt 'n' vinegar chips? For shame!

I'll have you know I am on a no-junkfood diet! I started, eh, today & so far, so good. A toast to you! :toast: because wine is full to bursting with antioxidants, or so I tell myself.

[Heidi]

22. Sure! She adopted me, so I see no reason why Mom wouldn't adopted you, too!

:)

[laconicsax]

7. You should go for the record

Not sure if it's an official record, but there's a poster who's racked up 6909 posts since November 4th. They haven't posted a whole lot in the past month (that I've seen), I clocked them at an average of about 75 posts per day in their first 3 months here. This poster also wasn't posting every day during this time.

[Thurston Howell III]

9. I wish I had the time for that kind of posting.

[Heidi]

14. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Thurston Howell III]

15. Thanks. I read up thread that you're from Switzerland.

So what do you think of America these days? LOL.

[Heidi]

16. I'm not from Switzerland.

I live in Switzerland*. I love my country and its people a whole bunch every day. :hi:

* Disclaimer: I do not yodel or play the Alphorn, but I do occasionally swear in all four of the official languages. :P

[Thurston Howell III]

19. Lucky you.

You don't yodel?! LOL. I think the alphorn is the coolest looking instrument though.