How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[NightWatcher]

Fish

[leeroysphitz]

1. All that I can say to that, is this:

indy grunge racket noise with low frequency power woofers or still life photography on the edge of parties in a quagmire of disease and self respect the kind we all buy for now without ever having to change gears after all they never wanted to do it after they saw how large the dent was in the 1993 ford probe but we never saw how much this thing would cost everyone once it all came to pass in the story of cows and the life of the cows but they thought that every any never would suffice for now.

[otherlander]

2. Two

but they'd need a really big lightbulb.

[MilesColtrane]

3. Just one.

And his name is Lee J. Mercer.